You are god.

[Berethond]

Hm.
I think that calls for large scorpions riding meteors.

I teach the flying space velociraptors how to build lightsabers.

I merge the two previous forces into wonderful mismash that ends up looking like a freakish centaur, and give them light braces.I give the velociraptors telekinesis.

 

[Neonbob]

Hm.
I think that calls for large scorpions riding meteors.

I teach the flying space velociraptors how to build lightsabers.

I merge the two previous forces into wonderful mismash that ends up looking like a freakish centaur, and give them light braces.I give the velociraptors telekinesis.

I make the scorpions' tails shoot concentrated epicness.

 

[A random person]

Yes, I am, thank you for finally noticing, though.

But seriously, I would put life on a single planet and pit the people against one-another.

So basically...
Earth.

That reminds me of that episode of South Park where Earth was discovered to be a reality show.

As for what I'd do, I'm one of those nuts who believes in happiness and peace so I'd just make some planets where the denizens are well-off. I'd also hang around as some cool to talk to philosopher god who has random discussions while giving everyone pizza and beer.

 

[ScarlettRage]

I already am god.

thats what i want you to think

 

[T3h Merc]

My system would win. Four Planets of allied intelligent life.

Planet 1:
Nirn: The Elder Scrolls Games need to exist IRL

Planet 2:
Earth #34: Porno world of hawt nymphomaniac ninjas.

Planet 3:
Nucleas: A world exactly like Fallout 3. 'Cept unified into a militant armada.

Planet 4:
TF2: A world where RED and BLU constantly are at war until unification is neccesary.

This Alliance would kick so much ass!

 

[MortisLegio]

the second one of my creations say I dont exist that guy dies

 

[Neonbob]

Spoiler: This

V.S.

Spoiler: this.

[sub]*As a radioactive zombie[/sub]

I'm going to have to give the win to the radioactive zombie reagans on this one, though they nonetheless receive heavy causalities fighting the giant spacebats.

I send in Oprah, wielding a cauliflower, to reinforce the zombie reagans.

Whaaaaaat?!
Giant space bats losing to a politician?!
Pshaw.

I send in a single raving lunatic who makes just enough sense to get all of your zombie reagans to turn agains you, and back them up with rocket powered spidermonkeys.

Dammit, Oprah is powerful, but not that powerful.

I'm bringing out the big guns!

I send in:

Spoiler: Beau Brummell!

Fear him.

Spoiler: I do believe you have been trumped

 

[Alpha Centauri]

My world!

- No Illness or Negative effects to life
- Tons of Drugs
- Tons of Food
- Tons of Booze
- Tons of Games
- Tons of Girls & Guys
- You only die, by your own hand.

 

[RanD00M]

I would move all the smart humans to another planet the is habitable.And then i would fuck this earth up.

 

[Zyxzy]

I'm god, eh? You know, I've always liked Nightmare Fuel, and the world could use a change...

 

[ejb626]

It would be really entertaining to create a few races and have them go to war in some sort of cosmic game show over thousands of years divided into rounds the last surivivng race in each round goes up against five new races it would be an endless cycle you could keep track of records like which race lasted throught the most rounds etc.

 

[AboveUp]

As a god, my first order of business is to solve the omnipotency paradox.

 

[Naheal]

Sheogorath would rule. Imagine the fun!

 

[SebZero]

One planet full of red guys who believe their sole purpose is to steal the blue flag, and one planet full of blue guys who believe their sole purpose is to steal the red flag.

Give them the technology, then sit back and watch.

 

[PlainTwo]

I would create a planet consisting of 10 million highly trained and intelligent super human soldiers. Plus one Twilight fangirl. I'd like to see who wins that battle.

 

[Berethond]

Hm.
I think that calls for large scorpions riding meteors.

I teach the flying space velociraptors how to build lightsabers.

I merge the two previous forces into wonderful mismash that ends up looking like a freakish centaur, and give them light braces.I give the velociraptors telekinesis.

I make the scorpions' tails shoot concentrated epicness.

I send in a wave of 42 duck-billed telekinetic flying space platypus velociraptors that use lightsabers and scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD".

 

[Infallible Fail]

FIrst of all. How did you know i am god?
second of all. i would probably play with stars and such fucking around and then settle down and tend to life... This is an answer from the soul <3