I would create a world full of teletubby-like creatures and tell them that I loved them all.
Then the velociraptors would appear...
Then the velociraptors would appear...
I... uh...Neonbob said:Hm.Berethond said:I send in a wave of 42 duck-billed telekinetic flying space platypus velociraptors that use lightsabers and scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD".Neonbob said:I make the scorpions' tails shoot concentrated epicness.
I clone 42[sup]2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
Against Douglas Adams you would do that?Berethond said:I... uh...Neonbob said:2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
...Neonbob said:Against Douglas Adams you would do that?Berethond said:I... uh...Neonbob said:2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
Huh.
I create their god-emperor, and they become my space marines!
Hrm.Berethond said:...Neonbob said:Against Douglas Adams you would do that?Berethond said:I... uh...Neonbob said:2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
Huh.
I create their god-emperor, and they become my space marines!
You just created a God...
I create Zeus, Thor, Tyr, Loki, Odin, Poseidon, Ares, Hades, and Osiris, along with respective legions, to do battle.
Muaahahahahaa.fluffybacon said::O.............ewwwwwwwww.Neonbob said:
[sub]I concede defeat, for I have nothing that can defeat that.[/sub]
This idea sounds epic.r3dc0br4 said:i would also create one like ours, but make a race unique to each planet and make them all extremely territorial so they will go to war as soon as they meet.
I drive my God-Car over to your planet and slap you in the face with a glove.Neonbob said:Hrm.Berethond said:...Neonbob said:Against Douglas Adams you would do that?Berethond said:I... uh...Neonbob said:2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
Huh.
I create their god-emperor, and they become my space marines!
You just created a God...
I create Zeus, Thor, Tyr, Loki, Odin, Poseidon, Ares, Hades, and Osiris, along with respective legions, to do battle.
I make 50 Kratoses.
I take it you missed the space-faring platypus velociraptors that have telekinetic power and lightsabers on page two?Erana said:I'd make each planet a garden of different themes, and create a small population of benevolent entities to inhabit them. Of course, they would have teleportation abilities to defend themselves, so I don't suggest you attack my system unless your people like the cold vaccum of space.![]()
Berethond said:I drive my God-Car over to your planet and slap you in the face with a glove.Neonbob said:Hrm.
I make 50 Kratoses.
I also summon...
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50 Master Chiefs
...We're gods...Neonbob said:Berethond said:I drive my God-Car over to your planet and slap you in the face with a glove.Neonbob said:Hrm.
I make 50 Kratoses.
I also summon...
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50 Master Chiefs
I use a godly golf cart and run over your legs in retaliation, and summon 20 Hulks and a Galactus-level entity, whose color scheme is so garish that half your forces are made colorblind.
We definitely do.Berethond said:...We're gods...Neonbob said:
I use a godly golf cart and run over your legs in retaliation, and summon 20 Hulks and a Galactus-level entity, whose color scheme is so garish that half your forces are made colorblind.
It could be argued we don't have legs. If we do, I throw a god-like brick at you.
I summon 15 Silver Surfers.
I dodge the wrecking ball, and pull out my Godly USP and take aim.Neonbob said:We definitely do.Berethond said:...We're gods...Neonbob said:
I use a godly golf cart and run over your legs in retaliation, and summon 20 Hulks and a Galactus-level entity, whose color scheme is so garish that half your forces are made colorblind.
It could be argued we don't have legs. If we do, I throw a god-like brick at you.
I summon 15 Silver Surfers.
Humanoid figures are better gods than floating blobs, after all.
Stupid brick!
owww.
I throw an unholy wrecking ball back at you!
And create 50,000 specially made invisible frogs that spew a particular chemical combination that dissolves the Silver Surfer.
I replace the ammunition in your Godly USP with rounds that explode in the barrel.Berethond said:I dodge the wrecking ball, and pull out my Godly USP and take aim.Neonbob said:I throw an unholy wrecking ball back at you!
And create 50,000 specially made invisible frogs that spew a particular chemical combination that dissolves the Silver Surfer.
I make 60,000 birds that see invisible frogs and they eat them.
I use my Godly Backup Revolver.Neonbob said:I replace the ammunition in your Godly USP with rounds that explode in the barrel.Berethond said:I dodge the wrecking ball, and pull out my Godly USP and take aim.Neonbob said:I throw an unholy wrecking ball back at you!
And create 50,000 specially made invisible frogs that spew a particular chemical combination that dissolves the Silver Surfer.
I make 60,000 birds that see invisible frogs and they eat them.
And then summon a legion of 50-legged doomwalkers that are designed for complete annihilation of the lower realms.