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Berethond

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Neonbob said:
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Neonbob said:
I make the scorpions' tails shoot concentrated epicness.
I send in a wave of 42 duck-billed telekinetic flying space platypus velociraptors that use lightsabers and scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD".
Hm.
I clone 42[sup]2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
I... uh...
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
 

Neonbob

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Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
I... uh...
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
Against Douglas Adams you would do that?
Huh.
I create their god-emperor, and they become my space marines!
 

Berethond

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Neonbob said:
Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
I... uh...
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
Against Douglas Adams you would do that?
Huh.
I create their god-emperor, and they become my space marines!
...
You just created a God...

I create Zeus, Thor, Tyr, Loki, Odin, Poseidon, Ares, Hades, and Osiris, along with respective legions, to do battle.
 

Neonbob

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Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
I... uh...
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
Against Douglas Adams you would do that?
Huh.
I create their god-emperor, and they become my space marines!
...
You just created a God...

I create Zeus, Thor, Tyr, Loki, Odin, Poseidon, Ares, Hades, and Osiris, along with respective legions, to do battle.
Hrm.
I make 50 Kratoses.
fluffybacon said:
Neonbob said:
:O.............ewwwwwwwww.

[sub]I concede defeat, for I have nothing that can defeat that.[/sub]
Muaahahahahaa.
One down, one to go.
 

Erana

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I'd make each planet a garden of different themes, and create a small population of benevolent entities to inhabit them. Of course, they would have teleportation abilities to defend themselves, so I don't suggest you attack my system unless your people like the cold vaccum of space. :)
 

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i would also create one like ours, but make a race unique to each planet and make them all extremely territorial so they will go to war as soon as they meet.
This idea sounds epic.

OT: I think I would create three races: a domocracy based humanity, a race that opertaes completely on a hive mind, and then a race that is totaly anarchist. With each race offering one end of the spectrum, It would prove once and for all which system would work best: absolute Control, absolute chaos, or a healthy mix.

EDIT: The second time around I think I would try a "Quatity vs quality" approach, with one race beeing super technologicaly advanced but few, and the other race poorly equiped but numbering in the trillions.

The third time I would play histpry through, but smite key figures t see how things would play out. What I the Roman empire had never collapsed? What if Hilter had never reached adult hood?
 

Berethond

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Neonbob said:
Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
2[/sup] DOUGLAS ADAMSes and send them into the fray, complete with upgraded POV guns and a talking planet.
I... uh...
Summon 50,000 Space Marines!
Against Douglas Adams you would do that?
Huh.
I create their god-emperor, and they become my space marines!
...
You just created a God...

I create Zeus, Thor, Tyr, Loki, Odin, Poseidon, Ares, Hades, and Osiris, along with respective legions, to do battle.
Hrm.
I make 50 Kratoses.
I drive my God-Car over to your planet and slap you in the face with a glove.

I also summon...
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50 Master Chiefs
Erana said:
I'd make each planet a garden of different themes, and create a small population of benevolent entities to inhabit them. Of course, they would have teleportation abilities to defend themselves, so I don't suggest you attack my system unless your people like the cold vaccum of space. :)
I take it you missed the space-faring platypus velociraptors that have telekinetic power and lightsabers on page two?
 

Neonbob

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Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
Hrm.
I make 50 Kratoses.
I drive my God-Car over to your planet and slap you in the face with a glove.

I also summon...
...
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50 Master Chiefs
o_O
I use a godly golf cart and run over your legs in retaliation, and summon 20 Hulks and a Galactus-level entity, whose color scheme is so garish that half your forces are made colorblind.
 

Berethond

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Neonbob said:
Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
Hrm.
I make 50 Kratoses.
I drive my God-Car over to your planet and slap you in the face with a glove.

I also summon...
...
...
50 Master Chiefs
o_O
I use a godly golf cart and run over your legs in retaliation, and summon 20 Hulks and a Galactus-level entity, whose color scheme is so garish that half your forces are made colorblind.
...We're gods...
It could be argued we don't have legs. If we do, I throw a god-like brick at you.

I summon 15 Silver Surfers.
 

Neonbob

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Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
o_O
I use a godly golf cart and run over your legs in retaliation, and summon 20 Hulks and a Galactus-level entity, whose color scheme is so garish that half your forces are made colorblind.
...We're gods...
It could be argued we don't have legs. If we do, I throw a god-like brick at you.

I summon 15 Silver Surfers.
We definitely do.
Humanoid figures are better gods than floating blobs, after all.
Stupid brick!
owww.
I throw an unholy wrecking ball back at you!

And create 50,000 specially made invisible frogs that spew a particular chemical combination that dissolves the Silver Surfer.
 

Berethond

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Neonbob said:
Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
o_O
I use a godly golf cart and run over your legs in retaliation, and summon 20 Hulks and a Galactus-level entity, whose color scheme is so garish that half your forces are made colorblind.
...We're gods...
It could be argued we don't have legs. If we do, I throw a god-like brick at you.

I summon 15 Silver Surfers.
We definitely do.
Humanoid figures are better gods than floating blobs, after all.
Stupid brick!
owww.
I throw an unholy wrecking ball back at you!

And create 50,000 specially made invisible frogs that spew a particular chemical combination that dissolves the Silver Surfer.
I dodge the wrecking ball, and pull out my Godly USP and take aim.

I make 60,000 birds that see invisible frogs and they eat them.
 

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I'd probably end up disproving my existence by showing up on the planets with life because I was completely bored.
 

CobaltBomber

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I would tear a hole in the fabric of reality (while keeping myself in a bubble dimension that is located in the only safe spot), causing all in existence and beyond to be pulled and crushed into an infinitely dense speck. Then, since the speck is in my jurisdiction, I would destroy it, laughing while I did so.
 

Neonbob

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Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
I throw an unholy wrecking ball back at you!

And create 50,000 specially made invisible frogs that spew a particular chemical combination that dissolves the Silver Surfer.
I dodge the wrecking ball, and pull out my Godly USP and take aim.

I make 60,000 birds that see invisible frogs and they eat them.
I replace the ammunition in your Godly USP with rounds that explode in the barrel.

And then summon a legion of 50-legged doomwalkers that are designed for complete annihilation of the lower realms.
 

Berethond

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Neonbob said:
Berethond said:
Neonbob said:
I throw an unholy wrecking ball back at you!

And create 50,000 specially made invisible frogs that spew a particular chemical combination that dissolves the Silver Surfer.
I dodge the wrecking ball, and pull out my Godly USP and take aim.

I make 60,000 birds that see invisible frogs and they eat them.
I replace the ammunition in your Godly USP with rounds that explode in the barrel.

And then summon a legion of 50-legged doomwalkers that are designed for complete annihilation of the lower realms.
I use my Godly Backup Revolver.

I explode the doomwalkers with Luke Skywalker clones.