You are god.

[Neonbob]

I replace the ammunition in your Godly USP with rounds that explode in the barrel.

And then summon a legion of 50-legged doomwalkers that are designed for complete annihilation of the lower realms.

I use my Godly Backup Revolver.

I explode the doomwalkers with Luke Skywalker clones.

Ah hell.
I use god-time, and dodge the bullets, and then make 30 god-portal turrets.

Following that, 37 mobile war-planets are made.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Create one planet thats normal, and dont fuck with it.

Create one planet (the 4th one) and populate one third of it with the planets first race of people, the mighty Oldfags. Then another third will be the last-made race, the proud Newfags. the last third is full of sentient felines with poor grammar.


the other 8 planets in my system will flucuate as per my whims.

also, the sun will be shaped like stephen hawking (because he's so bright, you see)

 

[Zyxzy]

Also, I feel like the Moon could use a bit more pizzazz. Maybe a carnival...

 

[Pifflestick]

Create the cutest race ever, teach them the ways of pacifism, give them the knowledge to advance, and give them a utopia.

 

[thel1st]

simple really i would make video games come out when i want them to , to my satisfactory standards

 

[Buschmaki]

military regime and criminals get sent to criminal planet! Heh heh heh volcanos bring screamy. And the soldiers would be super intelligent dodo birds who use space marine armor and the generals would be t-rexes with flame breath armor and laser eyes.

 

[Tempest Fennac]

I'd probably make the planets look like Sonic the Hedgehog levels while populating them with anthro-animals and plants which produced fruit which give whoever eats them all the nutrition they need. I'd also want there to be a lot of powerful magic which would be easy to use.

 

[Rassan]

I would have all living creatures fight in constant warfare for my pleasure then make more when they're all dead until I get bored and do something else.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

first make a public appearance and make sure EVERYONE knows about my existance, and smite everyone in a church at the time, as well as decimate north korea and all nukes in the world. Then fuck with stupid people until i get bored, then explode the universe along with myself.

 

[matumba]

Create some sort of society, make their holy books "Atlas Shrugged" and "Fountainhead", see what happens.

 

[spiral knight]

I'd do absolutely nothing, except watch everything happen at once. perhaps, Give silly hats to bald people.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I would create Earth exactly the same as it is, but I would just mess with peoples heads.

 

[NBSRDan]

1: Create a race of several quintillion eternally happy, immortal brains.
2: Shape my solar system into a four-dimensional doughnut.
3: Monitor every star in my solar system, and continuously balance the energy and elements within them so that none of them ever supernova.

 

[Cthulu2]

I would create the Discworld in all its wondrous splendor. If I ever got bored of that I would create the Warhammer 40k universe except that I am the only god there is and they don't know that so they keep fighting for the favor of me.

 

[Pegghead]

As twilight-zoney as this thread sounds I think I would just try to run the show as best I can. I wouldn't make everyones lives a glorious existence in a marvellous utopia because then they'd just become lazy and un-appreciative of all I did. But I wouldn't want to make their lives a living hell 'cause then they'd be utterly miserable and desperately attemp to appease me. I'd just take the good with the bad and make a world where, from a morning meal standard while it isn't bacon and eggs with muffins and juice, it certainly isn't burnt marmite on toast.

 

[ezeroast]

Everything would forever be cartoon. With sound effects and everything "BOINK!"

 

[Blanks]

Has any one seen The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya?, yeah something like that

or something similar where i give a teenage girl my powers just for laughs

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I'd probably just make whatever crap interested me at the moment. Then unmake it whenever I felt like it. Maybe create some people at close to my level of power so I have some buddies/students/whatever to relate to. Which would probably backfire when one of them revolts against me. Then I'd exile him to some terrible place as punishment, but still let him visit me from time to time. Because after all, I did create him.

Then maybe I would think of crafting some children, maybe building them a place to live...

I hear dust is a good building material.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I replace the ammunition in your Godly USP with rounds that explode in the barrel.

And then summon a legion of 50-legged doomwalkers that are designed for complete annihilation of the lower realms.

I use my Godly Backup Revolver.

I explode the doomwalkers with Luke Skywalker clones.

Ah hell.
I use god-time, and dodge the bullets, and then make 30 god-portal turrets.

Following that, 37 mobile war-planets are made.

I'll see that and raise you 20 Dr. Manhattans. And Thor. Because his pompous nature amuses me.

Also, an Elder God.

 

[Jedamethis]

I replace the ammunition in your Godly USP with rounds that explode in the barrel.

And then summon a legion of 50-legged doomwalkers that are designed for complete annihilation of the lower realms.

I use my Godly Backup Revolver.

I explode the doomwalkers with Luke Skywalker clones.

Ah hell.
I use god-time, and dodge the bullets, and then make 30 god-portal turrets.

Following that, 37 mobile war-planets are made.

I'll see that and raise you 20 Dr. Manhattans. And Thor. Because his pompous nature amuses me.

Also, an Elder God.

I eat you all. I win.

OT: I'd probably make people, and then scare the fuck out of them whenever I'm bored!