You are god.

[Nox......]

I would make two planets on opposesite sides of the solar system speed towards each other crash daily sending their inhabitants in every direction only to be swatted by giant flyswatters tennis rackets golf clubs baseball bats etc only to have the reappear on their planets the next day to start the cycle over again and make a third planet where i charge ridiculously high rent to keep me from destroying the solar system but I make the inhabitants suffer from nonstop great deppressions and make the money worthless to begin with after all what do
i need money for and since they cant pay the rent I distroy the solar system every week

 

[Kollega]

Yes. Yes i am.

I guess i'd just fuck around (both in good and bad sense).

 

[Scrythe]

I would do absolutely nothing. I'd just sit there and watch my creations kill each other on which is the more appropriate way to worship me.

Then just for kicks, I'd send them all to my very own Valhalla, sans feast.

 

[KarumaK]

Obviously make a beautiful but deeply flawed system that would eventually grow full of itself and in an attempt to harness the power of the gods rip reality asunder thus dooming the universe to the void from which it came.

Or Monkeys riding bears vs. Penguins riding sharks. Not sure which.

 

[Azraellod]

yes, i finally received that promotion. much quicker then i was expecting too.

i place 3 very warlike species on 3 different planets, each following the same orbital point. whichever one wipes out all the others wins, gets cloned and made into variations, and the process is repeated.

yeah, i believe in testing before going to fight other gods. plus it's fun to watch.

 

[Abedeus]

I would play pinball with planets, and inhibit them with screaming albino gorillas.

Also, too many people claiming to be a God. You know that you are just a god, right?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'd say "Fuck it, I'm going to bed."

 

[ottenni]

A planet made of pie

 

[Bobzer77]

This thread reminds me of Black and White

 

[Xorghul]

...instead of black people and white people and asian people there are leathery wings, feathery wings and scaly wings).

So what will they have instead of skin?

 

[Cyrax023]

I would start from scratch.

I would make a paradise where all who lived in it were mindless drones who served me because I, as their god, told them to. These drones would exist simply to amuse me. They would do anything I told them to. Dance, sing, sex, war, mass suicide, anything I desired.

But similar to playing a videogame with all the cheats on, theres no challenge, and as such, it would get boring. So, while I am shagging these mindless drones left and right, I would work on an actual human with free will. But not just any human with free will; I would make a human that had free will, but chose to follow my rule forever no matter what.

Basically, Im looking to make a human that has free will, but gives it up to serve me.

I would then destroy the drones. After that, with this human, I will make more humans, putting the first's mind into different bodies. Millions of people would go about their daily lives as they do today, building, loving, hating, warring, dying, but they would drop everything and come serve me if I told them too.

In doing so, I would have made life, but life that would choose to follow me. A separate entity, which would serve me despite the fact that they had free will.

That is what I would do if I was God.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Is there a rota? Is it every few millenia? Because Old Testament God got stuff done.

 

[curty129]

Play with the world as though it were a game. And supposing i'm still in human form, eat a lot of fried chicken. Since anyone who calls me fat will DIE >:l

 

[TimeLord]

I would create a planet of ridiculously patient people so I could shout:

"THIS IS GOD, PICK UP THE PACE"

 

[kyle0912]

Zombie apocalypse, Not much else I would do.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I would stay away from creating life. I would reason kind of how Dr Manhattan does in Watchmen, before he becomes pussified by Laurie Juspeczyk.

There's plenty of interesting things to witness without having to give rise to other sentient beings and make them suffer the burden of existence.

 

[UpcountryGecko]

I would probably abuse my power and make all the living creatures make/do whatever I want. In time they would get tired of this abuse and some would stop believing in me causing a nuclear war between the believers and non believers which would in turn result in the whole solar system being destroyed.

 

[IshFish]

if i were a god i would promote atheism