You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[Mr.Valdor]

Cthulhu. I ride and watch as all goes to madness.

 

[FiXT_Cake]

http://z.about.com/d/playstation/1/0/3/A/R2_CHICAGO_LEVIATHAN_11.jpg

There is no way you can beat a Leviathan

 

[w-Jinksy]

Hierodule bio titans that is all.

 

[Scythax]

Liberty Prime, because everyone knows; "Communism is the very definition of FAILURE."

That and he throws miniture nukes at people like a football.

EDIT: As well as those fine reasons alone, even Prime says so himself on the idea "Probability of mission hinderance...ZERO PERCENT."

 

[LogieBear]

Gordan Freeman, simple yet effective

 

[ManaAdvent]

I'm tied for the following:

Spoiler: Cloverfield monster

Spoiler: Nemesis

Spoiler: Super Hot Giant Alien

 

[Regiment]

Arceus. It's the Pokemon god. It created the world. Let's see what they can do.

 

[OmegaCheese]

A SQUIRREL! The mightiest of creatures.

(Night at the Museum 2 reference)

I will match you with a rabbit! (Monty Python's Holy Grail reference)

I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers

I will match you with a lazer cat ( doomsday arcade reference)
NOTE: my last post with this didnt have the quote sooooo...

I'll will cut you down... WITH A HERRING! (Holy Grail)

Oh screw it, I CHOOSE YOU HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTY!

know what I say to that? ****.

Um..... oh!

Spoiler: My final attempt,probably won't work.

Spoiler: Badass

Spoiler: Even more badass

Now I know I can't ride them but they would be with me riding this.....

Spoiler: Combined there would be more bad-assness than the opposing forces could handle

Then i will match-match-match you with GLADoS! May her deadly neurotoxin and cakes of doom have mercy on thy soul.
Or the landshark.
and HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTYDUKENUKEMSERIOUSSAMCOACHNICKELLISDUALCLONESOFHITLERMYCHARACTERINOBLIVIONANDFALLOUT3SHAQONEILKAZAAMSTEELVIVALAHELVIGremnarMECHAJESUSDONKEYKONGROBOTJESUSRIDINGAPUFFOFSMOKE. I win it all.
HAHAHAAHAH you cant even see most of it, its too awesome for the page!

God-damn it I can't frickin' beat that! What is with you! You can only win!

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Yog-Sothoth?

No, Maybe one of those giant 12ft sloths from prehistory...

I like Yog-Sothoth...
Gods that can float and split into peices are always good, it means I can kill them without shooting or hitting them

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Also I don't care what all y'all say, Planet is alive and sentient, it counts as a creature, so I hop onto Planet.

Mindworm loving xenofungus hugger

 

[Comrade Azza]

That.

/thread

 

[ThePostalGamer]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/penisex/tank1.jpg

As long as I can retract the ladders on the sides or something, then this.

 

[fenderstrat]

a tank?

 

[Brownie101]

Tyranid Carnifax. Cos nothing says you're boned like something from 40k

Pfft.
A carnifex? Seriously?
My Hierophant will nom that down dead.
[link]http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/d/d7/Tyranid_Hierophant.jpg[/link]
Mmmmmm....Bio-titan...

Below:
Err...^This^? I mean, it's skin repels bullets that are minituarised RPG's...It can survive a shot from a tank whos barrel could fit several (and by several I mean a few hundred) humans in it.

 

[gxs]

I would be riding "Mad Jack" Churchill.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html

Top that.

 

[chstens]

I would be riding "Mad Jack" Churchill.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html

Top that.

The only man during WW2 to get a confirmed longbow kill. Also, he charged a bunker with a claymore.

 

[Ben Legend]

The monster from cloverfield! Yeah, lets see how you handle my monster with your shitty little hand held cameras. =P

 

[saiyanwarrior]

A nauglir or cold one as they are more commonly known.

 

[Oassis]

I would ride myself, wait, what......