The thought you seem to have put into this amuses me greatly. Quite an epic death, if I must say so myself.SomeBoredGuy said:
Keep up with these, I'm cracking up in my chair. Alas, I am easily amused.
You are going to be assassinated
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-Germany
-Claimed to be, or somehow realted to, russians or turks.
-Gladitorial arena fight with the entire Bayern-Munich Football team.
-Claimed to be, or somehow realted to, russians or turks.
-Gladitorial arena fight with the entire Bayern-Munich Football team.
Target: Lapland.
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-Kill order confirmed for revelation of 'True meaning of Christmas'.
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Subject terminated by having his partridge ripped off and kicked in the pear trees.
Cookie for the reference!
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-Kill order confirmed for revelation of 'True meaning of Christmas'.
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Subject terminated by having his partridge ripped off and kicked in the pear trees.
Cookie for the reference!
- The Netherlands
- Called someone who's a fascist a fascist.
- I get drowned in hydrogen peroxide.
Cookie for reference.
- Called someone who's a fascist a fascist.
- I get drowned in hydrogen peroxide.
Cookie for reference.
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Subject's Country of Origin: United States of America (greater area)
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Subject's Capital Offense:
Theft of Government documents containing incriminating evidence regarding the assassinations of John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Junior, Adolf Hitler, Marilyn Monroe, Mahatma Ghandi, Che Guvera, and Gary Gygax.
Theft of Government documents containing incriminating evidence regarding the attempted assassinations of Fidel Castro, Jong Kim Il, Gary Gygax, Tony Blair, Benjamen Croshaw, Johnny Depp, Jonathan Coulton, Jerry Holkins, and that lawyer guy that Dick Cheney Shot.
Attempted Blackmail of the entire goddam US government.
Incapacitation and stripping of several federal officers.
Theft and subsequent destruction of F-14 fighter jet.
Sabotage of the entire United States military communication system.
Painting a dong on the White House.
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Method of subject termination:
A team of eight genetically engineered soldiers (consisting of agents 52-59) are to be dispatched to subject's place of residence in Western Lithuania via orbitally deployed deep-insertion rocket pods. Agents 52, 53, 54, and 55 are to be deployed at [COORDINATES REDACTED], where they will engage the bulk of enemy mercenary forces until either group is terminated. Meanwhile, Agents 56, 57, 58, and 59 will be deployed to the Northeast at [COORDINATES REDACTED]. 56 and 57 will mine each of the Subject's five projected vehicle escape routes and proceed to barricade the subject's subterrainian escape route. 58 and 59 will covertly make their way through the forested area behind the subject's dwelling and infiltrate using their armor's camouflage functions. Once inside, they will eliminate the subject with a single shot to the head from a standard nine millimeter pistol and move to unmake the documents and any copies thereof. If the enemy forces have not been eliminated by this point, strike team two will move to eliminate and survivors. The entire affair will be made to look like a pay dispute turned to mutiny, and all remaining agents will extract via Flameshadow stealth aircraft.
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Subject's Capital Offense:
Theft of Government documents containing incriminating evidence regarding the assassinations of John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Junior, Adolf Hitler, Marilyn Monroe, Mahatma Ghandi, Che Guvera, and Gary Gygax.
Theft of Government documents containing incriminating evidence regarding the attempted assassinations of Fidel Castro, Jong Kim Il, Gary Gygax, Tony Blair, Benjamen Croshaw, Johnny Depp, Jonathan Coulton, Jerry Holkins, and that lawyer guy that Dick Cheney Shot.
Attempted Blackmail of the entire goddam US government.
Incapacitation and stripping of several federal officers.
Theft and subsequent destruction of F-14 fighter jet.
Sabotage of the entire United States military communication system.
Painting a dong on the White House.
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Method of subject termination:
A team of eight genetically engineered soldiers (consisting of agents 52-59) are to be dispatched to subject's place of residence in Western Lithuania via orbitally deployed deep-insertion rocket pods. Agents 52, 53, 54, and 55 are to be deployed at [COORDINATES REDACTED], where they will engage the bulk of enemy mercenary forces until either group is terminated. Meanwhile, Agents 56, 57, 58, and 59 will be deployed to the Northeast at [COORDINATES REDACTED]. 56 and 57 will mine each of the Subject's five projected vehicle escape routes and proceed to barricade the subject's subterrainian escape route. 58 and 59 will covertly make their way through the forested area behind the subject's dwelling and infiltrate using their armor's camouflage functions. Once inside, they will eliminate the subject with a single shot to the head from a standard nine millimeter pistol and move to unmake the documents and any copies thereof. If the enemy forces have not been eliminated by this point, strike team two will move to eliminate and survivors. The entire affair will be made to look like a pay dispute turned to mutiny, and all remaining agents will extract via Flameshadow stealth aircraft.
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Britain
Murdered my way into the position of King
Assasinated by one of the princes because I didn't kill them, only badly wound them.
Murdered my way into the position of King
Assasinated by one of the princes because I didn't kill them, only badly wound them.
UK
-had an actual free thought instead of reading, listening and watching popular media
-death by fish and chips
-had an actual free thought instead of reading, listening and watching popular media
-death by fish and chips
Britain
used a £50 note in a shop where they weren't accepted
starved of crumpets and tea... it'll take at least 30 seconds knowing what I'm like...
used a £50 note in a shop where they weren't accepted
starved of crumpets and tea... it'll take at least 30 seconds knowing what I'm like...
- USA
- I read the Vogons the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, noted worst poet in the universe.
- They're going to destroy the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.
- I read the Vogons the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, noted worst poet in the universe.
- They're going to destroy the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.
- UK
- Didn't do my homework
- Beaten and stabbed to death with a Photography book and a ballpoint pen.
- Didn't do my homework
- Beaten and stabbed to death with a Photography book and a ballpoint pen.
-USA
-Created a biological agent that turned humans into zombies and started the end of the world.
-Time travel technology was used to go back in time and kill me as a baby before I could start the end of the world. This did not initially work as planned due to the hospital error and a second trip was made back in which the entire hospital was blown up to be sure.
-Created a biological agent that turned humans into zombies and started the end of the world.
-Time travel technology was used to go back in time and kill me as a baby before I could start the end of the world. This did not initially work as planned due to the hospital error and a second trip was made back in which the entire hospital was blown up to be sure.