You are going to be assassinated

[TheYellowCellPhone]

-USA
-Painted the President's car pink
-Death by drowning in pink paint

 

[llew]

-Britain
-Close-lined the queen on one of her parades
-killed in an epic gunfight involving liam neeson, chuck norris, darth vader, Cpt Price, Bruce willis, John connor, prince william and osama bin laden

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

- The UK.
- Decided to holiday in Northern Ireland.
- Boat blown up and made to look like the IRA did it.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

-USA
-Actually hacked the goverment and put yaoi on everyones computer.
-got killed by The Templars claiming i was an assassin

 

[Psychophante]

-UK
-Lived in the UK
-Killed by extreme boredom.... and taxes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Canada.

Sold critical defense information to aliens.

Death by Beaver.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Uk
pointed out that the conservitives are pricks
forced to do paperwork till i collaspe from exhaustion

 

[UnwishedGunz]

-Tokyo
-I slept with the emperors daughter
-chops my D&%K off and forces it down my throat

it'd be a horrible death but i'd get to have sex before dieing

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Sweden

Stole top secret brain enhancing cybernetic sub-processor.

Death by having every single computer virus on the web downloaded directly to my brain.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

- Norway.
- I posted a thread in the wrong forum section.
- I will be rushed by a bunch of forum section-nazis leaping out from my screen and complaining at me until I'm driven insane.

Freakforum by any chance? n__n

- Norway
- Stabbed an annoying bastard in the face.
- Death by age [SUB]If that isn't possible, standing on a burning car dropped from the edge of the atmosphere, playing a sweet guitar solo while surrounded by hot chicks and having sex with them while finding the cure for cancer and AIDS, hit the ground with great force and then get nuked.[/SUB]

 

[InnerRebellion]

Uhm... guys... some of these... how exactly is that an assassination?

 

[Jonluw]

- Norway.
- I posted a thread in the wrong forum section.
- I will be rushed by a bunch of forum section-nazis leaping out from my screen and complaining at me until I'm driven insane.

Freakforum by any chance? n__n

- Norway
- Stabbed an annoying bastard in the face.
- Death by age [SUB]If that isn't possible, standing on a burning car dropped from the edge of the atmosphere, playing a sweet guitar solo while surrounded by hot chicks and having sex with them while finding the cure for cancer and AIDS, hit the ground with great force and then get nuked.[/SUB]

Nope, I don't hang there.
I was just trying to tell the OP he should have put this in the forum games & rp section. You know, being all clever and witty.

 

[The Bum]

-USA
-Not liking my age group or most things my age group likes
-I'll be forced to listen to Johnathan Coulton songs till I die. Truly a glorious death.

That or obliterated by a space lazer.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

-Italy
-Did not agree with 99.98% of the population on whether breakfast is a healthy stat to the day
-Have a whole sect of Neo-Nazis slash and burn me

 

[Rakun Man]

-Texas, that's right. Texas
- Made fun them way too many times.
- Crushed, by something big.

 

[amppi1236]

Finland
-Tried to do something with my muscles and wasting too much energy
-Everyones too lazy/tired to decide what to do with me

 

[Numachuka]

-Texas, that's right. Texas
- Made fun them way too many times.
- Crushed, by something big.

Like a Texan?

Sorry I had to. .

 

[AudienceOfOne1]

UK
- picked up some top secret documents left on a train
- battered to death by the queen, mortal combat style

 

[Anarchemitis]

Canada
-Saved the world from Space Ninjas
-Killed by Scientologists by laughing at them after I saved the world from said Space Ninjas on live national television
-Scientologists systematically disbanded by the UN for killing the most awesome hero ever (Me)
-Frozen assets redirected to helping the poor
-World hunger solved
-Statue erected of me helping everyone
-Continental brunch
-Profit