You are going to be assassinated

[Thirsk]

- Denmark
- Expressed sympathy towards muslims
- Beaten to death with a bottle of Carlsberg's and a red sausage wrapped in a danish flag.

 

[beniki]

- UK
- Tried to blow up Parliament.
- Hung, and burned in effigy every year afterwards accompanied by a firework display across the whole country, but eventually honoured in a graphic novel, later adapted into a movie starring Natalie Portman and Steven Fry.

 

[sessionxiii]

-USA
-deleted my facebook
-drug overdose due to loneliness

 

[Blind Sight]

-Canada
-Attempted to grow actually decent medical marijuana for chemo patients, rather then the crap they give them now.
-The government burns down my grow op. With me in it.

 

[SimuLord]

USA
Looked at a TSA agent the wrong way whilst going on holiday
Death in a secret Slovakian torture chamber

 

[Angus565]

-Canada
-Made a terrible pun in front of some undercover government guys.
-Fired into the Sun.

Here is the pun for those of you who are brave.

Spoiler: Soon you will see why they want me dead...

*Guy drives by with a truck full of porta-potties* Me:*leans over to guy beside me* Boy, that must be a shit job!

 

[Hyper-space]

-Iceland
-Defiled salmon
-killed by said salmon

 

[Mistermixmaster]

- Norway
- Accidentally double parked for 5 minutes while buying a game
- Shot with a sniper rifle, but strong gusts make the shot hit my kidney and I bleed out slowly, all alone on the cold dark streets...

Right, that depressed me a bit. I seriously gotta stop visiting these threads...

 

[subject_87]

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No Really,
-USA,
-Made a grand, eloquent flawless speech about video games being a valid art form with the whole nation watching,
-Cognitive dissonance among the 'games are the devil' crowd causes them to go insane and kill-crazy, and they toss me into the Grand Canyon.

 

[Double A]

North Korea
I doubt North Korea's power
Nuclear fire

 

[Wutaiflea]

-Canada
-Secret Nano-Cortex Blender machine, capable of mind-control
-Poisoned food, need to keep my Adrenaline rushing for 72 hours so I can 'rid of the Poison in my body.
.

Aw, but I wanted to do a Crank reference...

Dream smasher... Now I'll have to settle for some other crap...

- UK.
- Unearthed the secret conspiracy to control the minds of the weak through Cheryl Cole's hideous, peach-blusher-wearing, gurning face.
- Assassination carried out by a thin net of cheese wire being fastened above my toilet seat, causing me to cut myself into tiny pieces.

 

[sagacious]

-USA
-Griefed Obama's minecraft house with TNT.
-My REAL house is blown up by an airstike with me inside.

 

[chstens]

- Sweden
- I killed about a hundred idiots with a sniper rifle from the royal castle's roof.
- A really hot assassin would come after me, and we would have really awesome sex before she shot me between the eyes in my sleep.

... I don't know. XD

Are you the Laser Man?

 

[hurfdurp]

-Canada
-I downloaded a movie, let's make it 'Fire and Ice'.
-They take pity on me and allow Leon to be part of my firing squad.

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

-Netherlands
-Made a launchpad for missiles next to my windmill
-Bastards poisoned my Heineken.

 

[Jake the Snake]

USA
I flunked a Physics exam.
My head explodes.

 

[Del-Toro]

Country: Canada

Offense: Suggesting that socialized health insurance actually isn't the magical elixir to eternal life that people on the internet seem to think it is.

Method of Execution: Ambushed by an ambulance, and OD'd on drugs which I wasn't charged for.