You are granted godlike powers...

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TheOneBearded

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I would take the godhood and go all Dr. Manhattan on the void. First, I would create a giant planet and recreate all of Skyrim on it. If I get bored after killing 26,000 dragons, I go to another part of the planet and recreate Fallout: New Vegas. After I get bored of killing over one million deathclaws, I move and recreate the Batman universe (me as Darkseid of course - for the lulz). If I get bored, rinse and repeat with a new game on a new part of the world until the end of time (assuming that immortality comes with my godhood package).
 

IKSA

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MeXR said:
Godhood, Transport my family and friends to my perfect world, won't wait till technology and create it myself and I'm talking about technology that Earth won't see in a billion years!
Create more people, give them freewill and I will stop all evil that may be. Maybe create guardians to protect the world instead of me always keepong it stable.
I will give them free will as long as they do as I say so. Just like christan god.
 
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I would re-create the earth because I'm god. Than I would gather the ashes of all the evil people in the world and swim in them to remove my morality. If that wouldn't work, I'd just watch the jersey shore for 10 hours.

After that I make the world my *****.
 

Jack O'Shea

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i would choose the god powers but simply will myself back to earth with my friends and family and continue living my life but to a much greater scale. visting black hole with friends, family get-togethers on the back of a giant unicorn at the bottom of the ocean and going on dates to the sun. and also if anyone started a war i would just ***** slap them.

p.s. i would never be late for anything again
 

Substitute Troll

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As much as the creative side of me would want to jump on the opportunity of being a god, I would take the money.

If there is a god, there will be religious extremists. I would hate to be the cause of something so wretched and filthy.
 

kickyourass

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Hmmm, a galaxy-sized sand box where I could play God in the most literal sense possible, or 10 billion US dollars? God, definitely, fuck Skyrim I could literally live in Tamriel.
 

IKSA

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Substitute Troll said:
As much as the creative side of me would want to jump on the opportunity of being a god, I would take the money.

If there is a god, there will be religious extremists. I would hate to be the cause of something so wretched and filthy.
You can always make them burn.
 

Droa

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Depends on how I feel at the time of the choice, not exactly the happiest here right now so would probably choose godhood, my creation would most likely be a mix of a lot of things, I've always liked the Sandmans style of gods coming about through dreams and belief, so would enjoy all the interesting pantheons that would appear, maybe a lovely goddess to call my own, that or live out scenarios I wish I had taken and redo certain choice, but then again with omnipotence there is alot you can do, may enjoy living with my creations as well.

Money would be fun to have here tho :D
 

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Redlin5 said:
However! You cannot use them in our galaxy. You are offered a way to be transported to a place where nothing is and you can begin your own creations there. Or you could decline and stay here with the bonus of ten billion of your countries currency.

So do you go off and become a creator in a far realm of space? What are your creations going to be?

Or do you stay here and use your money to do some good here? Or become another rich douchebag?

You decide!

[sub]I'm staying here and putting half my money into space travel. The rest is for me![/sub]
First of all there are loopholes here such as sending your shit into this galaxy. But I would totally do a doctor Manhattan and fly off to make life elsewhere.
 

MammothBlade

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Like I need more power.

I'll take the money and stay, from that point I can buy a massive country estate, create a business empire, buy my own television station, and then become Prime Minister thanks to a brilliant political campaign.. I'd rather impact upon Earth anyway.
 

Medimorpho

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If i had godlike powers, I would go to the other galaxy, and make it so that I COULD use my powers in our galaxy, and then go back to Earth and help solve Earth's problems and become its benevolent ruler.

Then I would destroy the human race between 9am and 4pm on Sundays, with a half hour break for lunch.
 

Leemaster777

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If Bender taught me only one thing (and God knows, he might have), it's that playing God can have terrible consequences. Plus, I could never see my family again.

I'd take the money, thanks. Put my sister through college, pay off all my parent's debts, buy them a new house, buy a nice place for myself, there's plenty of non-douchy things I could do with money like that.
 

Dravus

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I'm pretty sure you can give yourself the equivilent of that kind of money as god......I mean seriously....if you really are god....you could create 10 billion.....metric tons.....of pure platinium.....or whatever valuable metal happens to be actually the most valuable right now

I'd take godhood thanks......even if you screw it up you can always start again.....oh and if it wasn't already in the package....I'll take some immortality too
 

IKSA

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Leemaster777 said:
If Bender taught me only one thing (and God knows, he might have), it's that playing God can have terrible consequences. Plus, I could never see my family again.

I'd take the money, thanks. Put my sister through college, pay off all my parent's debts, buy them a new house, buy a nice place for myself, there's plenty of non-douchy things I could do with money like that.
1. Make doods
2. give space ships
3. send them to get your family
4. ???
5. Profit.
 

retyopy

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I would go to another galazy, and create 6 worlds, which we will call 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. 1 and 3 will be at constant war over 2, which houses the minerals each of their species need to live. 4 and 5 will be a hellish nightmare and a paradise respectively. And 6 will be my surreal celestial playground, where I will rule and experiment, and the laws of the universe dare not stray, lest they face my wrath.
 

theonecookie

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pfft , I already created this universe and we all know how that worked out

another chance would be great on the other hand so i guess I'd just live out my fantasy's for all eternity
 

Megawat22

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I'd go God, every time.
I can just recreate Earth as I see fit! I'd appear in a puff of smoke and perform miracles in front of snooty Atheists and i'd flat out tell morons who get the wrong message from my teachings they're wrong (obviously only if it's really stupid like The Book of Megawat states in Frank 1:13 that all people with blonde hair should be killed instantly on sight!).
I would reserve part of the world as my personal playground, recreate Fallout 3, a Zombie apocalypse, space invaders, Skyrim, etc.
And when my creations finally die they will be placed in limbo where I shall meet with them personally, judge them and grant them a fitting eternity. I would change my appearance to match their deity of choice though (which means if you're atheist I'll just leave you in a dark room for about an hour to screw with ya).
I can do all this is I am (in this scenario) God and can see, know and do everything all at once. I don't know how that'd work exactly but... it does. And if you disagree I will Sims the crap out of your life! Welcome to the 1 square metre you'll be living in for the rest of eternity for your sacrilege.