I would put money in my bank, freeze myself for a couple million years then when I thaw I will be EXTREMELY rich. Then I would do whatever the f*ck I want.
You are immortal.
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So.... I regenerate without exception? I will live forever? Freaking awesome.
As the above are good ideas:
Make breakfast.
Skydive without a parachute.
Lunch.
Hunt down Chuck Noris (There can only be one).
Dinner.
There would have to be a spectacular car or bike accident.
Sleep for a while.
Possibly create a clone army. (Cut off finger tips and watch them grow into people.)
Wait.... if I completely regenerate... do I even need to sleep anymore?
As the above are good ideas:
Make breakfast.
Skydive without a parachute.
Lunch.
Hunt down Chuck Noris (There can only be one).
Dinner.
There would have to be a spectacular car or bike accident.
Sleep for a while.
Possibly create a clone army. (Cut off finger tips and watch them grow into people.)
Wait.... if I completely regenerate... do I even need to sleep anymore?
I'd go to where Ubisoft Montreal is located with a cart full of hay and prove to them that what they did in Assassin's Creed wasn't physically possible.
If I regenerate, does that mean any chronic injuries I have would heal correctly? If (for example) my elbow is broken by twisting backwards and is not set properly, would it correct itself, or would it heal out of place?
...because I would totally train myself back up to combat trim and build a whole bunch of things on my property if I was chronic injury-free. If I was immortal on top of that, I'd probably build a huge scrap metal fortress here just for shits and giggles.
...because I would totally train myself back up to combat trim and build a whole bunch of things on my property if I was chronic injury-free. If I was immortal on top of that, I'd probably build a huge scrap metal fortress here just for shits and giggles.
I'd find out how/why I was immortal, preferably without governments getting to know about it. Eternity gets rather boring without your loved ones there beside you.
There are academic snobs that are bored with art already. An immortal, by no fault of his/her own would become the ultimate snob by the mere fact that it would've experienced a wholes bunch of things and then stuff would keep getting repetitive.Xenmut said:
The only thing you cannot get completely bored with, in the end, is science b/c there's just too much shit going around in the universe, and the more you know, the more you know you don't now. No matter how much of a bored asshole you were to become, there'd always be something to do.
learn to be business savvy, and how to apply theater level makeup and prosthetic, because its not like ye olden times when people weren't constantly monitored and the class divisions could allow for someone to say whatever they wanted about themselves and if they looked the part people would accept them for it. also contacts within the criminal element to be able to forge papers every generation or so
Good idea but you're still head of said cult and whoever the leader of said country is, chances are they're going to use the "cut off the head and the body will die" principle, lock you up, spread news of your death and the cult sees you as a fraud, get disillusioned and break up with no one to promise them immortality, and even if you are strong enough to take one country, what about all its allies? =pSmallells said:
I would train a bear, wolf and couger army. I'd feed pieces of myself to them so they have a taste for human flesh. I'd cross bread them also and make bear-wolfs and bougers(lol). This my guidence, we will start our own country. first we'd be domestic criminals and stockpile weapons, money, meat bags. After we spread local fear we'll start recuiting humans, who will be below the animal as far a rank. Those the animals get along with may become bear or wolf riders. After a while we'll spread our terror nationwide, then leave to start our own country. Then we'll expand our animnal branch to elephant, polar bears, dolphins sharks , tuna, Rhinos and and other dangerous animal. We will seek an allaince with ants though they maybe be unwilling.
There is way to much out there to experience in one lifetime. To much to do and see. Even once you have already traveled to every corner of the globe, as long as people still exist there will continue to be more and more stuff to do.unabomberman said:
The real question is "what wouldn't anyone do?"
