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Shamelessly stolen from Wikipedia:

Historically, the term "gamer" usually referred to someone who played role-playing games or wargames. More recently, however, the term has grown to include players of video games. While the term nominally includes those who do not necessarily consider themselves to be gamers (i.e., casual gamers), it is commonly used to identify those who spend much of their leisure time playing or learning about different games.

Casual Gamer:
The casual gamer is a person who plays games designed for ease of gameplay (such as Tetris) and doesn't spend much time playing computer games. The genres that casual gamers play vary, and they might not own a specific video game console to play their games.

Hardcore gamer:
A person who spends much of their leisure time playing games. As a consequence of the large amount of time spent, these gamers often become very proficient at playing games. There are many subtypes of hardcore gamers based on the style of game, gameplay preference, hardware platform, and other preferences.

Cyberathlete:
A professional gamer (often abbreviated "pro gamer" or just "pro") that plays games for money. (The term electronic sports is used to describe the play of video games as a professional sport.) Whether a cyberathlete is a subtype of the hardcore gamer largely depends on the degree to which a cyberathlete is financially dependent upon the income derived from gaming. So far as a cyberathlete is financially dependent upon gaming, the time spent playing is no longer "leisure" time.
 

steve141761

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You take Yahtzee seriously...
Like if he says one of your favorite games sucks... That wouldn't stop a true gamer from playing it!
 

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steve141761 post=9.71955.743093 said:
You take Yahtzee seriously...
Like if he says one of your favorite games sucks... That wouldn't stop a true gamer from playing it!
Somewhat true, but again, gamers are many things. I know plenty of people who agree entirely with Yahtzee, but we have to remember that he is a casual gamer, in a sense.
He reviews games, but he also states on his own that he is the average man.
He's not a cyborg ultima gaming tyrannosaurus with a direct brainlink into his gaming rig.

As an example, I recently laughed at his review of Eve: Online (Yes, I always laugh at his stuff, his jokes will give him a one way ticket to heaven just to entertain the big guy!) and found myself thinking: "Why on earth is he talking about getting whooped by the bots?!?"

And that is where the penny drops, because some games are just not designed with the casual gamer in mind.
 

stompy

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You're not a gamer if you haven't sacrificed something for gaming... something big.
 

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Reaperman Wompa post=9.71955.743091 said:
You lie about being a gamer or call it "just a hobby".
Hmm i'm curious what you think gaming is, if not a hobby?
 

Lavi

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A gamer... plays games. There shouldn't be more to it than that or we start insulting each others depending on our personal tastes. Not to mention classifying a true gamer really doesn't work when you have DMC, Starcraft, and FF sitting side by side or when someone like me will pick up any game that doesn't suck ass and squee happily no matter its genre. They're video games. People playing them are gamers.

Nuff said.
 

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aussiesniper post=9.71955.742838 said:
You are not a gamer if you don't play games more than casually. Casual gamers are between gamers and non-gamers.
This.
 

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If you can't, at the drop of a hat, deliver a sould-rending litany against Jack Thompson.

"I must not Thompson. Thompson is the mind-killer..."
 

TommyGun465

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if you didnt complete IWBTG. Conclusion: there are only 4 gamers on earth, because that game is so goddamn hard.
 

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You're a gamer if you're like these [http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u265/bren0801/fat_people.jpg] guys. On second thought, don't look at that picture, and just think what it could be. It's probably for the better.
 

rapidoud

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If you don't call someone else a nerd online. Which makes sense actually. They may play the game 19 hours a day while you just started 5mins ago and you call em a nerd for having adsl2+ internet and being next door to the host so you get an extra -1s disadvantage and you just died from them. It's fair.
 

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smallharmlesskitten post=9.71955.742507 said:
MMO's.... Like I said if it's the only game you play you can't be a gamer... I just think they are time sinks. Sure they have the elements of the game but grinding isn't a game...

JRPG's are too much like Mathematics for me...

PS: this is just my opinion
I may give you the MMO thing if the only thing you do play is one MMO and are unfamiliar with anything outside the game, i.e. the culture, the technology, other MMO's that you might play but are uninterested in.

as for the JRPG thing, you fail. A dedicated JRPGer (only plays JRPGs) is one of the hardest of core niches. I will admit when you say that people who focus solely on JRPG's are not gamers I get a little pissed off. That's comparable to saying "people who play adventure games aren't gamers because there is no speed or worrying about dying involved" or "people who only play FPS's aren't really gamers because they don't really think about anything but running around and shooting stuff".

Whenever someone identifies themselves as a gamer, that is it. Only through not playing games anymore will they cease to be a gamer (which happens) and I will concede that a guy who only has minesweeper, tetris, and bejeweled on his iPhone and maybe plays them once or twice a month on a long bus trip when he isn't with a friend is probably not a categorical gamer, but then he would never profess to be.

And to the world, lay off the JRPG's, I don't care for them much either, but they are a very distinct and popular form of game.
 

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I for one disagree with the OP on the MMO/JRPG bit. Though MMOs are generally a bit more mainstream, their fanbase and members are still comprised of the same gamer/geek stereotypes. Example, World of Warcraft. Fanbase and members? Most often, Blizzard/Warcraft fans. And if you have never played Diablo, Starcraft, or Warcraft, then you don't know quality. On JRPGs, your reasoning is iffy. So any game that has heavy mathematical elements isn't a game? In example, DND, Elder Scrolls, and pretty much any RPG that involves hit points and some form of mana? And if you're talking about JRPGs because the fanbase is too mainstream, then what of Earthbound? I bet you that almost no average Joe knows who Giygas is.

Now for the silly part.
You are a gamer if you wake up screaming when your cat jumps on you and your radio alarm clock turns on to static. This actually happened to me after I had played Silent Hill 2 for about 12 hours straight one very boring Saturday.

You are a gamer if you have occasional cross-reference battles with friends (ie: A joke Pokemon battle somehow turns to Mario against the Sixteenth Colossus. Once again, true story.)

You are a gamer/Valve fan if you know every Gman and Breen speech by memory.

You are not a gamer if your power level is under 9000. You are a gamer if on occasion you wonder what's for dinner.

You are not a gamer if you don't know what Stonekeep is.

You are not a gamer if you think the Wii is headed in the right direction.

You are not a gamer if you do not celebrate HK-47 day on April 7th.

You are not a gamer if you do not think with Portals.

You are not a good person if you get up there, or if you don't believe in cake.

You are not amusing if you click on a tauren one too many times.

You are Leeroy Jenkins if at least you have chicken.
 

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You are not a gamer if you can't identify the three main game series of Blizzard Entertainment.


(Diablo, Starcraft and Warcraft)