You are now a princess

[Betancore]

Ugh, I never wanted to be a princess. When other girls wanted to be ballerinas and princesses, I wanted to be a spy. Still do. I am a pathetic being. Anyhow, I want to be rescued by Dave Mustaine. I don't particularly want to kiss him (wouldn't mind though, just not in an I'm-sexually-attracted-to-you kind of a way) or marry him. I just want to be rescued by Dave Mustaine. Hell yes.

 

[Badong]

Q:Who is your prince?
A:Ibram Gaunt

Qo you let him kiss you?
A:Hell yes

Qo you get married?
A:I would, if I could...

Q:Is it happily ever after?
A:I dunno with Dan Abnett

 

[default]

Yay, I'm a pwincess!! :3

(Nice original thread, btw!)

Well, I'd have to choose Link...

What? He's never yet failed to save a princess, he's obviously a professional! And he's just so dreamy, with his big blue anime eyes and cute pointy hat...

Okay, I'm starting to feel gay... but the answer is still Link

EDIT:

Wait, a minute, I see your plan! This is just a plot to get all us guys to release some homo-erotic tension, and for girls to swoon over who they want to cradle them in their big, muscly arms while they leap from a fiftieth story balcony! Smooth

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

im a woman??? holy magikarp. um gimmie a sec im just going to go off in the back room, if i'm not back within ten minutes that because maybe bowser mistaken me for peach (HORAY I GET TO HANG WITH BOWSER!)

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I'd be a sexually promiscuous princess, whom encouraged said behavior openly, ensuring either my release, or death, from Disney.

Failing that, I AM SO DOWN FOR A MANI-PEDI.

 

[Iznat]

But, I'm already a Disney Princess ;_;

D: Someone can save me?!

 

[ImSorry2AllInvolved]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

 

[Rickyvantof]

Hi, my name is Peach. I do not have a prince, except this weird little plumber fellow. I probably won't kiss him, depending really on how much I have had to drink. After I get tired of him, I'll just find the next best guy in Mushroom Kingdom. Except he can't wear green, I hate green. I suppose there are a lot of guys in Mushroom Kingdom. Right?

 

[Queen Michael]

Who is your prince? Ryan Reynolds as Wade in the beginning of X-men Origins: Wolverine.
Do you let him kiss you? F*** yeah!
Do you get married? Nope. I don't want to be held hostage by a supervillain.
Is it happily ever after? Yeah, but we do break up after a while.
Other thoughts? I like ice-cream!

 

[Vor@Tan]

Well, due to some plot twist, I turn out to be the villain behind all villains, luring the hero so I can get rid of him/her/it before I start my real evil plan.

you will succed were the Olson Twins (mary-kate & ashley) failed?....would that be good or bad? i don't know weither to laugh/cry/join you/attack you???

i call Alucard (Hellsing), Kain (Legacy of Kain), Dimetri (Darkstalkers) or Dracula (Castlevania and the Dracula games - Resurrection/The Last Sanctuary) = cause they'd be badarse while arriving/slaughtering/Shakespearian dialoging/making there way to me or they'd kill me and therefore put me out of my misery, but at least i'd go in style(if very painfully) ^.0

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I am not a pricess. I don't have a fucking tiara and I'm not being a princess without a fucking tiara... and not some cheap tiara either... fucker had better have fire opals in it.

 

[Vor@Tan]

Wait, a minute, I see your plan! This is just a plot to get all us guys to release some homo-erotic tension, and for girls to swoon over who they want to cradle them in their big, muscly arms while they leap from a fiftieth story balcony! Smooth

YOU GOT IT SISTA!! ^.^

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

But, I'm already a Disney Princess ;_;

D: Someone can save me?!

NEVER FEAR I AM HERE!!!!
OT:
1. Roxas
2. Yes.
3. I'd try.
4. Probably not, he is a nobody.
5. KINGDOM HEARTS FOR THE WIN!!!!!

 

[DuplicateValue]

What is wrong with people?

Why do you feel the need to ask what someone would do if they became a princess?

Do you really have nothing better to do with your time than to ask us all these types of questions? Obviously not......so.....

If you don't like a thread, close the tab and move on - it's not that difficult.

 

[Keava]

Imma princess? Fun !But i'd rather be that villain princess, nagging my parents to imprison random people i find annoying or cut their heads off! All this while devilishly avoiding all the young knights and princes wanting to marry me, every time moving to another castle just before they reach me, forcing the merry bunch of them to chase after me. Hopefully they would want to cut the competition and kill each other. And i'd rather entertain myself with handsome, submissive servants.

That's a fairy tale i could live with. Oh and the annoying pixie would be kept in a jar prison and buried 6 feet under the ground in the darkest corner of the royal gardens, just beside the thorny veins of unnamed plant.

 

[Jay Cool]

My prince is Niki Guidex, although I don't know how she became a prince.

Of course I let her kiss me.

I'm too young for marriage.

If I was kidnapped by Bowser I would escape myself, since I'm not a stereotypical princess, what with my man-bits and all.

 

[Hordji]

Who is your prince?
Morbo the Annihilator
Do you let him kiss you?
Yes
Do you get married?
Sure
Is it happily ever after?
I don't see why not.

 

[Labyrinth]

Am I guarded by a dragon? Sweet. I proceed to tackle the goddamn dragon, whip it's pansy butt and ride on out of that forsaken hole whilst rocking the fuck out. There would be METAL, Fire and BRIMSTONE! And every so often, in commemoration of my epic efforts a most brutal concert would be held in the castle where they had foolishly tried to imprison one so badass as myself.

Prince Charming? Who needs one? I'd rather pick up someone who could help me fight rather than insisting on saving me. Marriage? I doubt it. Happy ending? Let's just say I'd spend the rest of my life with an escort of drums and bagpipes riding into battle with this playing behind me, singing.


Happy ending? I think so.