You are now half man, half animal

[John the Gamer]

Either a Dragon or an Eagle/Hawk/etc.

 

[My name is Fiction]

"Half wolf, I would have vicious Canines and a wonderful tail!"

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Oh GOD, I'm a furry!
Ah well, I guess I'd want to be half monkey, grabbing things with my feet and a prehensile tail?
Awesome!

Aww.. I got ninja'd.

Yeah, I'd be a monkey. A tail would be awesome.

Or a Horse, so I could be a Centaur.

 

[concrete89]

Some kind of beetle.
Wings, hard, smooth skin, vastly increased proportional strength, and WINGS!
I could be a superhero!

 

[Hazard12]

I wouldn't mind being a centaur.

The classical Greek kind, not the Buck 65 kind.

Well, maybe...

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?

Humans are animals.

WIN.

Though for the sake of sakeness, it's an interesting notion. Skunk, probably be my weapon of choice, though I'd like to integrate my new weapon system in a better location than where nature intended...

 

[Mechsoap]

Half wolf, no its not for furry purpose, its for the nose.

 

[Doclector]

A freakin' dragon. I can fly and breath fire. As long as I don't run into ray winstone, I'll be fine.

If it must be a real animal, I'd say wolf, really for no other reason than visiting new york with a sign that says "English werewolf in new york. Payback's a *****."

 

[Betancore]

I'd like some really big wings, big enough to support me in the air and allow me to fly. So, a bird of prey or something. Plus I'd hopefully have the rest of my body, as well as the wings, so I could still perform everyday tasks. Just with the addition of wings.

 

[Dedtoo]

Some kind of lizard.
Why?
Look cool, and i don't have to eat so much, i just have to be out in the sun to get energy.

 

[StrangerQ]

Wolf... yes not really original but i am a huge fan of The Captain from hellsing...
And only true werewolf in my opinion in whole series (since captain posesses both human, wolf, and hybrid forms)

Spoiler

 

[DireFrog]

Monkey. So I can have a tail.

 

[Guffe]

A Rat, those things are freakin' cool!!!
I am talking tame ones, like the one I had at home before he died :,(
Not the wild ones...

 

[slightly evil]

Spoiler: These wings, please.

And they fan out beautifully, too.

awwww
I was going to say spider or dragonfly or something but this would be awesome

 

[DanDeFool]

A horse. You know what they say about horses.

A gorilla. The mind of a man and the strength of a great ape. It's the whole primate package!

 

[Grounogeos]

This assumes a creature of that size and shape would be light/low-dense enough to fly in one standard atmosphere.

The "laws of nature" where science says what should and shouldn't be possible don't apply to animals. Science says bees shouldn't be able to fly, but they do.

OT: I'd want to be half honey badger, and not just because they're the biggest and most fearless badasses in the Animal Kingdom.
When they go for the larvae of African honey bees, they stay in the fucking hive while they eat them, ignoring the thousands of bees stinging the shit out of them. And I saw a clip of one getting bit while it killed a puff adder, and the only effect the venom had on it was that it collapsed... only to wake up a couple hours later and go right back to eating the damn snake.

 

[Azulito]

I'm totally going with Wolf. Epic teeth, thick fur, improved eyesight and hearing.

Plus, I would be able to sleep comfortably in awkward positions :B

 

[EHKOS]

I would be this:

 

[Dfskelleton]

Obviously a lobster. Freaking Lobster claws, man. Freaking Lobster claws...

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I'll take:

The wings of a bat (human sized of course)

The Fangs of a lion

And eyes of a hawk.

retractable scorpion tail

In other words:

MANTICORE!

EDIT: of, and lifespan of a tortoise please.

EDIT 2: actually, Phoenix lifespan please.