My thought exactly, We can't be half animal, we're already 100% animal. If we were to be half animal I suppose we would have to be half virus or bacteria too.Cliff_m85 said:Humans are animals.Dead_Man said:For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?
So that IS Okami hentai.Kiju said:A dog of some sort would be nice, like...golden retriever or border collie.![]()
As you can see I'm having a similar dilemma.Kuriko said:I'd be part cat, or tiger. Or cheetah.
God damnit, any type of feline. >.>
Shock and Awe said:Whatever bird that can lift 160 pounds.
Yes it would work.adakias said:![]()
They're cute and cuddly, like me! ~<3
Haha, kidding. But they are adorable.
And the bird thing is way common and wouldn't work well anyways. Hollow bones and whatnot...
Really, really huge... which would be so inconvenient, thus the "whatnot" part I was referring to. You couldn't sit down in a chair, or put on shirts (unless you like halter tops), or walk through narrow hallways easily, or get in a small shower or a hot tub, or sleep on your back, or wear a backpack, or hide in a closet.delanofilms said:Yes it would work.adakias said:![]()
They're cute and cuddly, like me! ~<3
Haha, kidding. But they are adorable.
And the bird thing is way common and wouldn't work well anyways. Hollow bones and whatnot...
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The wings just have to be huge.
gorillas don't have tailsTobiasMP said:I would go for a gorilla; i would probably have to shave myself more then i'm used to but i would have more strenght and the ability to climb and grab stuff with my tail and feet.
Umm... have you seen the movie? They actually fold up neatly on his back in X-Men 3. Also, it was assumed that you could either go anthro either way, or take certain characteristics, in which case the wings would weigh fairly little. Maybe 25 pounds at the most.adakias said:Really, really huge... which would be so inconvenient, thus the "whatnot" part I was referring to. You couldn't sit down in a chair, or put on shirts (unless you like halter tops), or walk through narrow hallways easily, or get in a small shower or a hot tub, or sleep on your back, or wear a backpack, or hide in a closet.delanofilms said:Yes it would work.adakias said:![]()
They're cute and cuddly, like me! ~<3
Haha, kidding. But they are adorable.
And the bird thing is way common and wouldn't work well anyways. Hollow bones and whatnot...
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The wings just have to be huge.
Also, they'd be really heavy and your back and legs would probably hurt, and you'd probably have to walk funny because, I mean, you don't see birds walking on two legs. We're already really unbalanced creatures... you'd probably be really back-heavy....
Also also: molting. Yick. It'd be really hard to clean up all those feathers, especially with giant wings sticking out of your back.
I hate getting technical and stuff, but it just doesn't make sense. :3
Cute idea, just not practical. I'd take a fluffy ringtail any day over big, bulky inconveniences like wings.
God no. But have you seen real birds? I hate being the "stop having fun, guys" person, and I can't tell if you seriously think this would work or if you're just joking or whatever... I just don't think 25 pounds wouldn't lift you off the ground unless you had the right bone structure, and given the way the human body is shaped, it'd be extremely hard to work that out properly. At best, you'd have really weak, hollow bones. You notice how easily it is for birds to get killed and stuff, right? And realistically, folding them up would still keep all of the issues except for "fit down a narrow hallway", which you could do with them folded up. Also, that was a movie. I know this is a hypothetical question, so none of this is really realistic, but you gotta admit that the whole flying thing is really stretching it... and basing your argument around a movie is even sillier.delanofilms said:Umm... have you seen the movie? They actually fold up neatly on his back in X-Men 3. Also, it was assumed that you could either go anthro either way, or take certain characteristics, in which case the wings would weigh fairly little. Maybe 25 pounds at the most.adakias said:Really, really huge... which would be so inconvenient, thus the "whatnot" part I was referring to. You couldn't sit down in a chair, or put on shirts (unless you like halter tops), or walk through narrow hallways easily, or get in a small shower or a hot tub, or sleep on your back, or wear a backpack, or hide in a closet.
Also, they'd be really heavy and your back and legs would probably hurt, and you'd probably have to walk funny because, I mean, you don't see birds walking on two legs. We're already really unbalanced creatures... you'd probably be really back-heavy....
Also also: molting. Yick. It'd be really hard to clean up all those feathers, especially with giant wings sticking out of your back.
I hate getting technical and stuff, but it just doesn't make sense. :3
Cute idea, just not practical. I'd take a fluffy ringtail any day over big, bulky inconveniences like wings.
Btw, you realize birds can walk, right?