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adakias

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They're cute and cuddly, like me! ~<3
Haha, kidding. But they are adorable.
And the bird thing is way common and wouldn't work well anyways. Hollow bones and whatnot...
 

El Poncho

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An octopus! Big time Japan fame here I come!:p

Nah, I would pick an octopus if I only got the camouflage from it but I'd rather not have the tentacles, so uh, a bird of some sorts to get it's wings.
 

Yopaz

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Cliff_m85 said:
Dead_Man said:
For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?
Humans are animals.
My thought exactly, We can't be half animal, we're already 100% animal. If we were to be half animal I suppose we would have to be half virus or bacteria too.
 

Fenreil

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I'm a dude, but I'd definitely pick some sort of big cat. Probably a panther.

Why? Well, first, with a big cat I wouldn't have to worry about any obvious, and probably useless external features like wings. Second, I would gain at least some of the natural super abilities of cats (Night vision, super-hearing, etc.) Third, I'd still get to be lazy, 'cause everyone knows that cats are lazy.
 

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Sadly my father already combined my DNA with a dolphins...DAMN IT MANAMAN!

Uhm but if I had the option...wings!
 

delanofilms

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Kiju said:
A dog of some sort would be nice, like...golden retriever or border collie. :D
So that IS Okami hentai.
OT: Either a leopard/Bengal tiger/lion or eagle wings.
And yes, I IS a furry.
Kuriko said:
I'd be part cat, or tiger. Or cheetah.

God damnit, any type of feline. >.>
As you can see I'm having a similar dilemma.
Something like that, only male with the same hair.
 

delanofilms

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Shock and Awe said:
Whatever bird that can lift 160 pounds.
adakias said:

They're cute and cuddly, like me! ~<3
Haha, kidding. But they are adorable.
And the bird thing is way common and wouldn't work well anyways. Hollow bones and whatnot...
Yes it would work.

The wings just have to be huge.
 

rutger5000

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As gay as it may sound, a dolphin.
I mean if that works out alright I'll never have to sleep again!!!! Of course if it does not work all right, I would lose half of my intelligence but still never have to sleep again.
A wolf sound cool, for wolfs are like dogs but then even better. But Wolfs are pack-animals, and I think I would be very lonely if there wouldn't be any other wolf-man people around.
Otherwise I would go for a agile monkey. It would be dam convenient if you have 5 limbs that can grab stuff instead of 2.
 

adakias

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delanofilms said:
adakias said:

They're cute and cuddly, like me! ~<3
Haha, kidding. But they are adorable.
And the bird thing is way common and wouldn't work well anyways. Hollow bones and whatnot...
Yes it would work.

The wings just have to be huge.
Really, really huge... which would be so inconvenient, thus the "whatnot" part I was referring to. You couldn't sit down in a chair, or put on shirts (unless you like halter tops), or walk through narrow hallways easily, or get in a small shower or a hot tub, or sleep on your back, or wear a backpack, or hide in a closet.
Also, they'd be really heavy and your back and legs would probably hurt, and you'd probably have to walk funny because, I mean, you don't see birds walking on two legs. We're already really unbalanced creatures... you'd probably be really back-heavy....
Also also: molting. Yick. It'd be really hard to clean up all those feathers, especially with giant wings sticking out of your back.
I hate getting technical and stuff, but it just doesn't make sense. :3
Cute idea, just not practical. I'd take a fluffy ringtail any day over big, bulky inconveniences like wings.
 

TobiasMP

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I would go for a gorilla; i would probably have to shave myself more then i'm used to but i would have more strenght and the ability to climb and grab stuff with my tail and feet.
 

delanofilms

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TobiasMP said:
I would go for a gorilla; i would probably have to shave myself more then i'm used to but i would have more strenght and the ability to climb and grab stuff with my tail and feet.
gorillas don't have tails
 

delanofilms

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adakias said:
delanofilms said:
adakias said:

They're cute and cuddly, like me! ~<3
Haha, kidding. But they are adorable.
And the bird thing is way common and wouldn't work well anyways. Hollow bones and whatnot...
Yes it would work.

The wings just have to be huge.
Really, really huge... which would be so inconvenient, thus the "whatnot" part I was referring to. You couldn't sit down in a chair, or put on shirts (unless you like halter tops), or walk through narrow hallways easily, or get in a small shower or a hot tub, or sleep on your back, or wear a backpack, or hide in a closet.
Also, they'd be really heavy and your back and legs would probably hurt, and you'd probably have to walk funny because, I mean, you don't see birds walking on two legs. We're already really unbalanced creatures... you'd probably be really back-heavy....
Also also: molting. Yick. It'd be really hard to clean up all those feathers, especially with giant wings sticking out of your back.
I hate getting technical and stuff, but it just doesn't make sense. :3
Cute idea, just not practical. I'd take a fluffy ringtail any day over big, bulky inconveniences like wings.
Umm... have you seen the movie? They actually fold up neatly on his back in X-Men 3. Also, it was assumed that you could either go anthro either way, or take certain characteristics, in which case the wings would weigh fairly little. Maybe 25 pounds at the most.
Btw, you realize birds can walk, right?
 

adakias

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delanofilms said:
adakias said:
Really, really huge... which would be so inconvenient, thus the "whatnot" part I was referring to. You couldn't sit down in a chair, or put on shirts (unless you like halter tops), or walk through narrow hallways easily, or get in a small shower or a hot tub, or sleep on your back, or wear a backpack, or hide in a closet.
Also, they'd be really heavy and your back and legs would probably hurt, and you'd probably have to walk funny because, I mean, you don't see birds walking on two legs. We're already really unbalanced creatures... you'd probably be really back-heavy....
Also also: molting. Yick. It'd be really hard to clean up all those feathers, especially with giant wings sticking out of your back.
I hate getting technical and stuff, but it just doesn't make sense. :3
Cute idea, just not practical. I'd take a fluffy ringtail any day over big, bulky inconveniences like wings.
Umm... have you seen the movie? They actually fold up neatly on his back in X-Men 3. Also, it was assumed that you could either go anthro either way, or take certain characteristics, in which case the wings would weigh fairly little. Maybe 25 pounds at the most.
Btw, you realize birds can walk, right?
God no. But have you seen real birds? I hate being the "stop having fun, guys" person, and I can't tell if you seriously think this would work or if you're just joking or whatever... I just don't think 25 pounds wouldn't lift you off the ground unless you had the right bone structure, and given the way the human body is shaped, it'd be extremely hard to work that out properly. At best, you'd have really weak, hollow bones. You notice how easily it is for birds to get killed and stuff, right? And realistically, folding them up would still keep all of the issues except for "fit down a narrow hallway", which you could do with them folded up. Also, that was a movie. I know this is a hypothetical question, so none of this is really realistic, but you gotta admit that the whole flying thing is really stretching it... and basing your argument around a movie is even sillier.
And you realize they don't walk like we do, right? It's more of a cute hoppy motion. They mostly fly. Also, look at their spine in comparison to yours. All of our weight in kind of vertical, while theirs seems more... displaced? Is that the word? Just think about it. It wouldn't work... walking upright and whatnot. I can't think of any birds that are straight spined except penguins, and they don't really fly at all. I think if you had wings, you'd probably be hunchbacked, not some graceful, angelic figure that everyone seems to be hoping for.
But we can dream, I guess.