You are now the king/queen of the interenet, what is your first command.
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Thus began the Adherants of the Repeated Meme, as seen in Doctor Who.zombiejoe said:
OT: King, you say... Speech time!
"My people! Long has been the battle, and now I stand victorious before you, named king of the realm! As such, I have a few proclaimations to put forth, nay actually first. Starting thusly... Lo and behold, the internet is indeed for porn, but thou shalt not draw us into it unduly. Those who seek it shall find it, and that is all."
"HURRAH!"
"Next, I shall deem leet-speak to be a foreign language, and thus acceptable for that company, but do not inflict it upon those who speak and/or type plain english, for oh god the pain it is to read, Sayeth I. I mean, really."
"HURRAH!"
"There shall be but one internet, and not several 'internets', no matter what George Dubya Bush said. I am king here and I'm not going to bloody war with other made-up 'countries'. Ya dig?"
Random Person: "Can we still call it that for laughs?"
"I'm game."
"HURRAH!"
"Incidentally, as king, I do have all the world's IP addresses and all the POWER of the internet now. Cause me any trouble and I'll brick you faster than quick-drying cement."
(It was a harsh rule, but fair. He just wanted to enjoy the internet, this Jack made king.)
You, sir, would be banned from my kingdom.Blondi3 said:
I'd create an internet utopia where all content is free, providers of intrusive ads are burned at the stake, and trolls are hunted down and... eliminated on a live-streamed show. Each night, the person who eliminates the most trolls moves on and for every 10 times they win, they receive rule over a country's internet.
Yeeeah... being the King/Queen of the Internet seems a quick way to lose one's head.Radeonx said:
I will decide what is allowed here if something that sucks is added it will be gone. Also I will make people have to pay to troll $20 monthly
no adverts.
no spam.
no virus'.
trolling would be an offence, and a fine must be paid.
hacking would be an offence punishable by death.
all games must be given to me for extensive testing before release.
1Gb per second internet speeds for everyone.
premium accounts on every single site free of charge for me.
no spam.
no virus'.
trolling would be an offence, and a fine must be paid.
hacking would be an offence punishable by death.
all games must be given to me for extensive testing before release.
1Gb per second internet speeds for everyone.
premium accounts on every single site free of charge for me.
For those that wish to use the internet, they must first answer these questions three?
1) Do you promise to take EVERYTHING you see as non-serious, no matter what it claims to be?
2) Are you sure?
3) Do you want to download this free pack of smiley faces?
Answers : Yes, Yes, Close pop-up.
1) Do you promise to take EVERYTHING you see as non-serious, no matter what it claims to be?
2) Are you sure?
3) Do you want to download this free pack of smiley faces?
Answers : Yes, Yes, Close pop-up.
Malicious hackers and virus distributors will have their computers destroyed, they're houses burned down, and their fingers cut off.
First off, everyone who has ever posted a shock image or video for fun will immediately need to start reading My Immortal out loud for every time they do it, 3rd offense and they have to read Sonic in the Search for Love. I'm fine with trolls, I just want to browse Youtube without fear.
Second, More ponies
Second, More ponies
