You are now the leader

[cp2u]

Hire tons of security in case someone tries to stab me and become president in the same way.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Initiate a program to ACTUALLY get the US off foreign aid, and bring things back here.

Assuming I have unlimited power, I take away the power of the Union (or at least some of them) so that its easier to do.

 

[funguy2121]

Yes, I totally stole the idea from MovieBob.

By which you mean stole the idea from Bad Dudes, he was making a reference not thinking up the idea. There really is a game when you have to prove your a bad enough dude to rescue the president. I know I'm not, its too hard, but if you when you get to have a beer with him.

Yes, I am aware of the simulacrum. I did a google image search for "bad dudes president."

Keep the NES love alive!

 

[MrShowerHead]

What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants.

Hmm...*sniff* I smell a story behind this post.....

 

[beniki]

Pour as much money as possible into a new space program.

Seriously, I'd cut benefits and welfare, slash budgets across the whole country, and plug everything into space exploration.

My goals would be Mars within 10 years, and Venus in 20. I'd have operational space station relay points set up in gravitationally null points in the solar system, and a resource hauling fleet well in place.

Anything, and I mean anything, to get people thinking about leaving this rock again.

 

[Tibs]

All male men must grow a beard. If any man is incapable of that then he must get surgery to place his head hair onto his face. Furthermore, any person caught shaving will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. After I have made my country all beared and under-shaven monsters I will resign from the presidency and move to a proper country to make fun of my old country.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Ban Organized religion

become the head of the only organized religion
All Hail the God Emprah!

Spoiler: yeah thats me

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

Oh, and all men must have a suitable moustache!

Might I make the suggestion of my avatar as the criteria?

 

[4173]

Parliamentary reform. Vote for the individual representatives, then each party picks one of the elected as leader.

I don't know that it would improve things, but it might.

 

[squiggothhunter]

Administer a "flu" vaccine to everyone. EVERYONE. Then release a biochemical weapon. And without a single bullet I will have the united states of earth, tons of resources, and a whole lot of women making me sammiches

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Assuming I take control of my own country, I would first secretly blackmail the Queen into dissolving parliament so I can do whatever I want.

Next, the banishment of all works by Stephanie Meyer. If anyone is caught reading one of these forbidden items, they are sentenced to 3 days confined to a room listening to "Friday" on a continuous loop.

Then there'd be the renaming of the country to "New Atlantis" and a subsequent change of the flag. The destruction of 10 Downing Street and the building of my off-shore base (containing not only an office but full entertainment facilities such a build-in cinema, tennis courts etc).

And finally there'd be sinking all the money that is currently being spent on things I deem to be worthless into the development of a manditory drug that will perform two functions:

1) Make everybody bisexual
2) Make them forget ever having taken the drug in the first place

What the hell do you accomplish by making people bisexual?? :S

Two things:

1) It effectively stops all form of bullying based on sexual orientation. You aint gonna bully someone for being bi when you are yourself.
2) Never again will "i bet he's straight" have to enter any guy's head when checking some guy out, cause you know he's into guys

 

[SilentCom]

I would resign. Being the president of the U.S. is too much responsibility for me.

 

[Lionsfan1986]

I change the National Athem to Hulk Hogan's entrance music (And I mean from the old WWF and not from WCW or TNA) and then I would make national Hot chicks makeout with President day!!

 

[NeoShinGundam]

I would give every woman in the nation a free boob-job! ^_^

 

[Griffolion]

Assemble a harem of attractive women who can also cook fantastically.

There is only one: Nigella Lawson.

 

[binvjoh]

Reform the immigration policies.

On a more important note I'd invest in a polar bear riding cavalry for invading various countries throughout Europe.

 

[Wynn Donivan]

My first act is to blow the shit out of Mount Rushmore.
Conceived by a KKK member as a colossal "fuck you" to the Lakota, that damned thing has been a stain on the legacies of four of our greatest presidents for long enough.