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Lord Devius

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I would fling the laptop tray I have here away, stop, drop, and roll, while pushing any pets that are in the way out of the way, while my parents would probably find towels to extinguish the flames for sure.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Stop drop and roll, if that doesn't work, grab the fire extinguisher about 30 ft away and hope I don't have too much nerve damage to release it... then call 911 and scream until someone shows up... followed by years of skin grafts and burn wards and self-esteem rebuilding... thanks a lot.
 

crudus

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MrShowerHead said:
crudus said:
Well considering I am currently in the bathroom I guess I can hop in the shower and die from shock.
You have a computer in your bathroom?

WHAT ARE YOU?!
I am a guy sitting on the toilet listening to music and surfing the internet. I need to pass the time in here somehow.

Paksenarrion said:
I'd back away from my precious laptop then just stand there. Seriously, God, what took you so long?!
Hmm...is it too late to change my answer?
 

ethaninja

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Although I am at my TAFE campus, and the bathroom is a fair way away, I'm in the library. Full of books and carpet... not the most ideal location :p I guess I would savour the moment and light everyone else on fire =D

Honestly though, I would probably go nuts and roll on the floor.
 

goodwithwords08

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Ryuo said:
I would deck my best friend, hopefully lighting him on fire, then hit the shower.
The bastard is most likely the one who lead to my person being set ablaze.
All in good cheer though, we do this sorta thing on regular occasion.
Please tell me you mean joke around and not set each on fire...

Also I would use my amazing mind powers to lift the fire off of me and into the kitchen sink...and then use my mind powers to figure out why on earth I was on fire?!?!?!
 

Paksenarrion

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crudus said:
MrShowerHead said:
crudus said:
Well considering I am currently in the bathroom I guess I can hop in the shower and die from shock.
You have a computer in your bathroom?

WHAT ARE YOU?!
I am a guy sitting on the toilet listening to music and surfing the internet. I need to pass the time in here somehow.

Paksenarrion said:
I'd back away from my precious laptop then just stand there. Seriously, God, what took you so long?!
Hmm...is it too late to change my answer?
It's never too late for suicide! ^_^

...except for after. Then, it would be too late.
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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What if I set myself on fire on purpose, because ninjas were trying to grab me - everyone knows ninjas can't grab you if you're on fire!


Aethren said:
The fire is now diamonds.
No matter how many times I see somebody make one of those jokes, it just never gets old! Seriously, I laugh every time.
 

Nailz

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Ive got a head start on most of you suckas. I cut the stop part from stop drop and roll. I just drop and roll. All you people stopping before you drop? Well someones bound to screw that up sometime and then all of a sudden they will have stopped for far too long and consequently fuck up the other two steps. The stop is just ridiculous and confusing.
 

Vykrel

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dive into my bed right next to me, since it has a couple of blankets on it that i can use to smother the flames.
 

Omikron009

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I'm in my bed, and I would die. It's actually kind of funny, because today I was with my friends playing our Dark Heresy campaign and my character was almost killed in a fire for the second session in a row. This time every single person in our party had to burn a fate point, or we would have died. As a side effect, my character's now utterly petrified by the sight of fire.