I would fling the laptop tray I have here away, stop, drop, and roll, while pushing any pets that are in the way out of the way, while my parents would probably find towels to extinguish the flames for sure.
You are on fire.
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I would fling the laptop tray I have here away, stop, drop, and roll, while pushing any pets that are in the way out of the way, while my parents would probably find towels to extinguish the flames for sure.
Stop drop and roll, if that doesn't work, grab the fire extinguisher about 30 ft away and hope I don't have too much nerve damage to release it... then call 911 and scream until someone shows up... followed by years of skin grafts and burn wards and self-esteem rebuilding... thanks a lot.
Although I am at my TAFE campus, and the bathroom is a fair way away, I'm in the library. Full of books and carpet... not the most ideal location 
I guess I would savour the moment and light everyone else on fire =D
Honestly though, I would probably go nuts and roll on the floor.
I guess I would savour the moment and light everyone else on fire =DHonestly though, I would probably go nuts and roll on the floor.
Please tell me you mean joke around and not set each on fire...Ryuo said:
Also I would use my amazing mind powers to lift the fire off of me and into the kitchen sink...and then use my mind powers to figure out why on earth I was on fire?!?!?!
It's never too late for suicide! ^_^crudus said:
...except for after. Then, it would be too late.
What if I set myself on fire on purpose, because ninjas were trying to grab me - everyone knows ninjas can't grab you if you're on fire!
No matter how many times I see somebody make one of those jokes, it just never gets old! Seriously, I laugh every time.Aethren said:
Ive got a head start on most of you suckas. I cut the stop part from stop drop and roll. I just drop and roll. All you people stopping before you drop? Well someones bound to screw that up sometime and then all of a sudden they will have stopped for far too long and consequently fuck up the other two steps. The stop is just ridiculous and confusing.
I'm in my bed, and I would die. It's actually kind of funny, because today I was with my friends playing our Dark Heresy campaign and my character was almost killed in a fire for the second session in a row. This time every single person in our party had to burn a fate point, or we would have died. As a side effect, my character's now utterly petrified by the sight of fire.
