You are playing Pokémon and a Wild Hipster appears! What do you do?

[Draxz]

Make the most serious or hilarious answer you can think of & post!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd post an answer but it's really complicated, you probably wouldn't understand.

 

[White Lightning]

Pfft, Pokémon? That's way too mainstream for me, I play Digimon. Only me and a few other kids do it so you probably haven't heard of it.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Well I need more information about the Hipster first...

I would say counter it with an "Old Politician" but I assume the Hipster is a fighting type and the Old Politician is sadly normal.
So that wouldn't work.

The Old Politican could use "lecture" and put the Hipster to sleep.

 

[Fappy]

I'd post an answer but it's really complicated, you probably wouldn't understand.

God damn it Daystar. You know I can't top that.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd post an answer but it's really complicated, you probably wouldn't understand.

God damn it Daystar. You know I can't top that.

Of course you can't top that.

You aren't avant garde like moi.

 

[Draxz]

I'd post an answer but it's really complicated, you probably wouldn't understand.

God damn it Daystar. You know I can't top that.

And there was me thinking the digital camera would be enough to confuse one :') But that's not top-able.

 

[ChildishLegacy]

Midgeamoo uses Mimic
Midgeamoo uses Obscure Music
Hipster recoils as his individuality is stripped from him.
Hipster Flees.

 

[shrekfan246]

I find the OP's avatar to make this thread incredibly ironic...

Anyway. I would lull it into a false sense of security by using the Hipster's natural call - "They were better before everyone knew about them!" - And then I would catch it using the most mainstream Poké Ball of them all: The standard Poké Ball.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

Whilrwind

Get rid of the little bugger! HAHA! XD

 

[Aerosteam]

I'm assuming that the hipster's type would be the opposite of Normal.

Therefore a Normal-type attack is effective against a hipster.

Counter Hipster Glasses with Regular Eyeglasses
Counter Mac with PC
Counter Obscure Music with Mainstream Music
Counter Flee with... Mosquito(?)

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Explain to him that gen one is just as bad as all the others. When he loses the debate and I capture him I will rename him homeless guy. Nobody will be able to tell the difference.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I find the OP's avatar to make this thread incredibly ironic...

Well, irony is their signature ability.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I find the OP's avatar to make this thread incredibly ironic...

Well, irony is their signature ability.

Nope, their signature ability is a misunderstanding of irony

 

[Fappy]

I find the OP's avatar to make this thread incredibly ironic...

Well, irony is their signature ability.

Nope, their signature ability is a misunderstanding of irony

Isn't that in a sense ironic? The irony of not understanding irony while endorsing it... I... can't... MY BRAIN!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I find the OP's avatar to make this thread incredibly ironic...

Well, irony is their signature ability.

Nope, their signature ability is a misunderstanding of irony

Isn't that in a sense ironic? The irony of not understanding irony while endorsing it... I... can't... MY BRAIN!

Now you've done.

You broke the hipster time space continuum.

I wouldn't expect you to know though, you've probably never heard of it.

 

[Fappy]

I wouldn't expect you to know though, you've probably never heard of it.

And like that Daystar gave birth to a new age of Hipster domination. Thanks a lot!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I wouldn't expect you to know though, you've probably never heard of it.

And like that Daystar gave birth to a new age of Hipster domination. Thanks a lot!

Don't be sad.

You'll find that my brand of hipsterdom is far more likeable

 

[Fappy]

I wouldn't expect you to know though, you've probably never heard of it.

And like that Daystar gave birth to a new age of Hipster domination. Thanks a lot!

Don't be sad.

You'll find that my brand of hipsterdom is far more likeable

That implies that they could be likable to begin with! They have tainted you! I must put you out of your misery! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!