You are playing Pokémon and a Wild Hipster appears! What do you do?

[TheSapphireKnight]

Well obviously since wild Hipsters would never be caught in mainstream grass. So obviously they would only show up in special places like the safari zone. In which case.
Throw rocks. Lots and lots of rocks.

 

[Mike the Bard]

I'd post an answer but it's really complicated, you probably wouldn't understand.

God damn it Daystar. You know I can't top that.

Of course you can't top that.

You aren't avant garde like moi.

I accept your challenge. English is too mainstream on this forum, so I will use German instead.

Sie sagt Hibsters Hauptrichtung sind, Ihre werden Koepfe platzen.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Stop bothering me, hipster, I am trying to catch something other than a magicarp.

 

[yeti585]

Wait,... why am I playing pokemon? I seriously hate most pokemon games, but if a hipster were to appear while I had a gameboy (Color, that thing was the bomb), that was turned on, with Pokemon red in it in my hand then I would out hipster them."Why are you dressed like that? thick rimmed glasses are so mainstream." Hipsters hate being out hipstered.

 

[triggrhappy94]

I'm surprised by the lack of 'kill it with fire'

 

[likalaruku]

History:

1)I ask what a hipster is.
2)People tell me.
3)I still don't know what a goddamn hipster is.

 

[Saulkar]

Pfft, Pokémon? That's way too mainstream for me, I play Digimon. Only me and a few other kids do it so you probably haven't heard of it.

Birdmon Digivolves to... a Motherfuckin Birdplane!

Go Birdplane! Tear that hipster a new Hot Topic!

 

[Overusedname]

Pokemon? Please. I play free to play games on kongregate I learned about from obscure Tumbler pages, which I play on my old school apple 2.

 

[GTwander]

A wild Hipster appears.
> GTwander convinces wild Hipster's girlfriend to leave him for a real man.
Wild Hipster returns to parent's basement and cries for 2 weeks over some Franz Ferdinand.

 

[blah_ducks]

I'd use earthquake. Hipsters usually go underground. :3

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Throw the pokeball, catch him, put him with all the others who look just like him and let him rot away inside the PC

 

[renegade7]

A WILD HIPSTER APPEARS!
BACK ATTACK! HIPSTER GETS FIRST MOVE!
Wild Hipster used: "Socialism is the perfect system, but people are too greedy!"
Critical Hit! Unprepared for so stupid an argument, you are unable to defend yourself properly!
You attempt to run!
Cannot escape, hipster's inane drivel about environmental politics is too mind-numbing!
You counter by drowning out his shitty local band with a track from a popular metal band!
The hipster goes back to Starbuck's to drink a $16 cup of coffee and think he's cool and original.

Got away safely....

 

[renegade7]

A WILD HIPSTER APPEARS!
BACK ATTACK! HIPSTER GETS FIRST MOVE!
Wild Hipster used: "Socialism is the perfect system, but people are too greedy!"
Critical Hit! Unprepared for so stupid an argument, you are unable to defend yourself properly!
You attempt to run!
Cannot escape, hipster's inane drivel about environmental politics is too mind-numbing!
You counter by drowning out his shitty local band with a track from a popular metal band!
The hipster goes back to Starbuck's to drink a $16 cup of coffee and think he's cool and original.

Got away safely....

 

[Biodeamon]

Say charizard is the best pokemon. That should shut them up for a minute.

we all know bulbasaur is the best anways

 

[Biodeamon]

Knock him out and bury his body in a cemetery

That way he's underground.... Literally!

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