You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

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fix-the-spade

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SomeBoredGuy said:
What do you do? The only catch is that they have to be things of a reasonable size
A nice modern suit of body armour (of the current 'armadillo' type that protects the neck, face and major joints as well as centre mass).

A fully fueled up Vietnam War era flamtethrower (or more accurately, corrosive napalm thrower).

The Spartan's may have styled themselves as uber-badasses but in reality they were pretty cowardly, one man who could shrug off their spears and throw caustic fire would have them running for the hills crying for their mommas.
 

Squeaky

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an AS50 with 300 bullets and a couple of miles between me and the spartans and a megaphone to scream !!!!!BOOOOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!
 

Quaxar

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An iPhone, there is surely an app for this situation!

And... and a cardboard cutout of the goddamn Batman. Just because.
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RareDevil said:
The people that keep saying "modern day tank" and not using the "specify" rule, that and it takes four people to operate the modern tank, 1 to reload, 1 to gun, 1 to drive, and 1 to navigate/lead the tank.
I would counterargue that since they don't have any weaponry that could penetrate the tank armor, you only really need one person to reload and shoot :p

Myself? One of those riot grenade launcher, filled with CS gas 'nades. and a gasmask.

Pop pop pop pop. Strut the fuck away like a boss.
If i am not mistaken, unless your using a new Abrams, the gunner and the reloader are both needed to load a shell.
Who needs a gunner or a reloader if you could just sit in there and drive away?
I mean it's not like they could stop you.
 

The Afrodactyl

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As I said in the other "one piece of equipment" thread:

I raise you one battleship.

You said I was surrounded, you didn't say how close they were though :p I'm in a lake *barrel roll*
 

JMeganSnow

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Seyrroth said:
Napalm
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/you as well unless you were REALLY careful. There's a reason they only drop that stuff out of planes.

Me, I think the best solution would be to either buy them off with, say, a pile of gold bricks, or drive away in a humvee.
 

DevilWolf47

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Valiance said:
A jetpack. That's about all I'd need. And we had them in the 1950s, so don't tell me it's not modern!
Okay, so your brilliant strategy is to go on a suicide run as you use a piece of equipment no where near being finished. I like it! The explosion might give a few Spartans heat stroke since they're in heavy bronze armor.


Now as for myself... Spartans have their shields and armor, so even modern firearms have questionable usefulness. I'd have to get inventive. First i'd go for an Milkor MGL. Bronze armor will do fuck-all against explosives, and the juicy bit of it all is that i can use HEDP rounds, CS gas, or 0000 buckshot to make their armor seem like it was about as useful as bringing a condom to a knife fight. Other than that though, i'd want a weapon that can be effective OUTSIDE of the Spartans weapon range while at the same time being mobile enough for me to outflank them. The SAM-R, or Squad Advanced Marksman Rifle, uses a semi-automatic configuration and a scope along with a large 20 or 30 round clip. No sniper rifle, but at the same time, with such harshly restricted peripheral vision and heavy equipment, the real trick is to just use your head. If they go into a phalanx, i can use my grenade launcher. If they break rank and i can target individuals, their armor will be even more of a hindrance as they have a blindside wider than my ass.
 

Baldry

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Hm...enough combustible lemons to kill them all and a pineapple to eat, not combustible...or if I felt like being fancy maybe a enchanted ninja suit which gives me ninja like powers and a sword to destroy all humans...spartans I mean.
 

Zenron

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Azure-Supernova said:
A Yoroi tôshi dagger and the black Ka'Kari. I win.
The black Ka'kari would just be overkill!

I'd use a megaphone and an assault rifle, just so I could shout "COME AT ME BRO" and then dance around in circles while firing.
 

Quazimofo

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Creator002 said:
As said before, a minigun (preferably grounded so I don't go flying) and tons of ammo.
not necessarily the case, though the result would be the same.
(Skip to 2:10 to see my point)
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as for me, aa 12 with AP rounds and about a dozen drum clips, and some flashbangs so i can stun them while i reload.
 

Kamekeisen

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Easy. TARDIS and sonic screwdriver.

This is the only right answer.
I vote yes on proposition "be-the-doctor-to-win." On the other hand, a nuke and a nuclear bomb shelter might come in handy...
 

Deadlock Radium

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AA-12 Automatic shotgun with either barrel-round or custom built belt-feeding ammunition.
Preferably rounds with a small explosive charge in it.
Oh, and a massive wall of speakers playing this:
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