You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[KingofallCosmos]

A spartan woman. Watch them tremble.

edit: modern eh... mankini's? I'm sure they'll want one.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Flamethrower, probably. Should do a decent job of stopping them overpower by sheer numbers, which would be a problem with regular bullets.

 

[GingieAle]

Combustible Lemons
that is all

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

A DVD of 300 and a DVD player.

"Wanna see how you'll look if you don't let me go?"

A near perfect plan that falls prey to the common misconception that one does need a TV to watch DVDs.

Sir, my plans are always perfect.

Internal batteries as well.

 

[Valiance]

A jetpack. That's about all I'd need. And we had them in the 1950s, so don't tell me it's not modern!

Okay, so your brilliant strategy is to go on a suicide run as you use a piece of equipment no where near being finished. I like it! The explosion might give a few Spartans heat stroke since they're in heavy bronze armor.


Now as for myself... Spartans have their shields and armor, so even modern firearms have questionable usefulness. I'd have to get inventive. First i'd go for an Milkor MGL. Bronze armor will do fuck-all against explosives, and the juicy bit of it all is that i can use HEDP rounds, CS gas, or 0000 buckshot to make their armor seem like it was about as useful as bringing a condom to a knife fight. Other than that though, i'd want a weapon that can be effective OUTSIDE of the Spartans weapon range while at the same time being mobile enough for me to outflank them. The SAM-R, or Squad Advanced Marksman Rifle, uses a semi-automatic configuration and a scope along with a large 20 or 30 round clip. No sniper rifle, but at the same time, with such harshly restricted peripheral vision and heavy equipment, the real trick is to just use your head. If they go into a phalanx, i can use my grenade launcher. If they break rank and i can target individuals, their armor will be even more of a hindrance as they have a blindside wider than my ass.

Nowhere in the original post does it say I need to fight them. It says I am surrounded. I go straight up, and straight out, and get away. If you can somehow get from surrounded to "outflanking" them, I can definitely outrun them.

 

[the rye]

Potatoes and combustible lemons. That is all.

 

[Laser Priest]

A flamethrower and a glass of tea.

Classy.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

A suit of modern combat armor, with secure enough straps to keep them from ganging up on me and simply ripping it off. Something from today should surely handle bronze.

And then some sort of melee weapon, either a katana made from composite metals or a personal drill ala Bioshock.

 

[Shiv595]

Two fully loaded M249s with slings.

Spoiler

http://youtube/gCra4qOrjFw

I could handle it.

As for me ending the thread, you're welcome.

Edit;

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

1: A Norse warhammer
2: A pair of Hot Gates so their numbers mean nothing.

 

[deathninja]

Suitcase nuke and codes. I'm dead anyway, may as well take them with me.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

1.) Briefcase nuke.

2.) A delicious and refreshing coca-cola.

 

[blue heartless]

300 tons of bacon strips and a frying pan.

You can do this on limestone. Ditch the pan. Bring tequila.

I would bring Batman and evidence that his parents were killed by Spartans.

 

[zhoominator]

A massive spray tank full of hydrogen cyanide and full body protection including a gas mask. I'd like to see your armour protect you from this!

 

[bootz]

combustible lemons

 

[Aetera]

I'd bring a Tardis. Problem solved!