You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

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SomeBoredGuy

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I am 2 cool 4 anime said:
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All of you seem to want to kill them. My solution would go thus.

Laptop (with super battery) + Internet Connection = I am their new God.
Or not...What sites are you gonna visit??Its B.C.!!!
Whoops, that's right. Hang on, let me change that from internet connection to just the internet as a whole.
 

Jabberwock xeno

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A computer.

They will be to intrgued by my amazing device to kill me.

In case things go sour, a large bomb planted a mew hundred feet away. Convice them i'm a god or something.
 

Captain Pirate

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An M249, belt-fed from a massive ammo case. If they are still standing when I'm empty, a Glock 18 will take out the rest.

Or, if I'm going for a more fun version.... A Flamethrower and a huge fuel tank.
They'd think I was a warlock, setting them all on fire.
 

SimpleChimp

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I want to change my answer;
A cocktail of Meth and Angel Dust, The Feller Buncher, aka the Tree-Ripping Mega Claw.

The drugs are for when the Spartans find a way to get me out of my giant machine of death. Then i just go on a super rage filled adventure were i f*ck them to death threw their skull. Or you know. Freak out and try to pull my own flesh off.

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SarChasm

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Chuck Norris and a Box of popcorn? =)

Oh wait... you said "Modern" (poor guy's getting on a bit now!)
 

Cheesus333

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Radeonx said:
300 tons of bacon strips and a frying pan.
Real men eat a tonne of bacon, EACH.

I would want a minigun. And a covered emplacement in which it could sit, with a sealed door that I had the button to open.

Um, and I'm already inside.

RareDevil said:
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Yeah okay, fuck my answer. I want any one thing from this list, and the main bit of 'Battle Without Honour or Humanity' continuously playing inside the cabin.
 

SinisterGehe

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Hydrogen Nuclear Device (with plutonium or Uranium shell) and a Detonator for it. If I must die I'll take 30Km square with me.

Or a Kevlar body armor and Automatic rifle with chain barrel. If I run out of bullets... Well It has a blunt end.
 

FarleShadow

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RareDevil said:
The people that keep saying "modern day tank" and not using the "specify" rule, that and it takes four people to operate the modern tank, 1 to reload, 1 to gun, 1 to drive, and 1 to navigate/lead the tank.
I would counterargue that since they don't have any weaponry that could penetrate the tank armor, you only really need one person to reload and shoot :p

Myself? One of those riot grenade launcher, filled with CS gas 'nades. and a gasmask.

Pop pop pop pop. Strut the fuck away like a boss.
 

berettastorm88

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I'll take a Electromagnetic Crowd Dispersal Weapon and a huge throne...

The Electromagnetic Crowd Dispersal Weapon to burn the crap outta them (it makes your skin feel like its on fire)
and the throne to sit on when they worship me after I tell them I'm a god
 

Adimos

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A megaphone and a (powered) Telsa coil. Why?

"I am ZUES, god of Thunder! Bow before me and I shall spare your mortal lives!"