You are the first person to set foot on Mars. What do you say?

[Legion]

When Neil Armstrong landed on the Moon he is famously quoted as having said "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

You have done one better, you are the first human being on Mars.

What epic words do you say to go down in history?

 

[Teoes]

Obviously, "FIRST!"

 

[Teoes]

Damn, how do we top Youtubes most childish comment...

You're just gutted I got there before you.

OT: I'm counting on you, old buddy. Don't let me down!

Spoiler

 

[kailus13]

"You pushed me!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!"

 

[Headsprouter]

See? I told you it was orange!

 

[InfinityCubed]

I've always wanted to be an alien invader...

 

[Dalek Caan]

"One small leap for man, on giant boner for Martian Women"

There's gotta be Martian women, would be against the very laws of nature if there wasn't.

 

[Teoes]

Right, now to go to the Hilton Hotel and flash this fake Brubaker I.D. at the front desk.

 

[kailus13]

Freedom. FREEDOM! I've been stuck in that thing for 450 days! I'M FREE!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I would quote the Beastie Boys:

"Intergalactic, Planetary,
Planetary, Intergalactic,
Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension..."

 

[Teoes]

"You've been up here too long man. You've lost your marbles."

 

[shadecraft]

"What do you know, there is life on Mars"

 

[Headsprouter]

"I'm going to look for faces in the sand!"

 

[kailus13]

450 days, and the fucking Russians got here first.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"And now to plant the land mines."

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

"This isn't where we parked our car..."

 

[Teoes]

Oh very funny guys. You know I'm getting married in Edinburgh tomorrow, how the hell am I supposed to get home?

At least leave me my trousers.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

....This.....place...is....FANTASTIC! Seriously, all we need to do is put some wallpaper there and it's good to go for the tourists!

 

[kailus13]

I was promised Martian girls!