you are the king of the....

[open trap]

I would be chieftain of the minotaur
or godberry king of the juice
(cookie for reference)

i want a cookie

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Probably Chimera, so I could command/be one of these guys

 

[AvsJoe]

I want to be the King of the Jags. For those who haven't seen Vexille, Jags are like Dune's sand worms, but made of used parts and scrap metal. Also for those who haven't seen Vexille, go out and pick it up. It's worth the watch.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Whatever alien race Lum belongs to.

As in Lum the Mad?

Well, she's likely to zap me if she gets angry, but I don't know if I'd call her Mad...

As I recall from the Greyhawk setting where Lum originates, he was a male and some great whacko wizard ruler. If you mean the MMORPG reviewer, he is also a male.

<url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urusei_Yatsura>Nope.

Spoiler: Definitely not male.

 

[No One Jones]

We're talking about two very different Lums then.

 

[Darkrain11]

Spoiler: I'd be the King of Kings

Awesome points have been awarded to you. Is that a game or an actual band?

King of Crab-Heads

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

King of the Gods of course.

or godberry king of the juice

Four Hundred Babies!

 

[bodyklok]

Spoiler: I'd be the King of Kings

Awesome points have been awarded to you. Is that a game or an actual band?

They're a band, they're all right.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Spoiler: I'd be the King of Kings

Awesome points have been awarded to you. Is that a game or an actual band?

King of Crab-Heads

It's a real band (pretty good, I like em), but I don't get why he didn't post this one:

 

[thepj]

king of all evil in every story, myth, movie and real life as well, there are so many evil people that it wouldn't be hard to bring them all to my lair an train them into an unstopable army. plus i'd have all the devils, deamons and evil geniusess with me and their armies so no one would dare stand before my might!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The_Echo]

Whatever alien race Lum belongs to.

Spoiler: ?

On topic: Argonians, because they're awesome.

 

[Cavouku]

King of Fears.

Which is something I made up, but there's an elaborate story behind it.

 

[Danny Ocean]

[HEADING=1]King of the Swingers. Duh.[/HEADING]

 

[MetaKnight19]

thats making me trip some serious balls

 

[Andalusa]

Two people have already said kittens.
I shall be third in line for that.

 

[Squedee]

King of the Gods of course.

or godberry king of the juice

Four Hundred Babies!

 

[esperandote]

king of humans? king of super models island.

 

[Castratikron]

thats making me trip some serious balls

that pic is epic