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Timewave Zero

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I would personally be King of the Deep Ones.
Unwavering loyalty of my myriad children, god-worship, immortality, power to drive mortals to insanity and a sexy wife (by fish-god standards, of course). What's not to like? Also, my brothers and sisters consist of Cthulhu, Shub-Niggurath and Yig. The others don't count, they're Outer Gods. Yes, I am a Lovecraft fanatic.
Also, I have claws and teeth and gills, and I AM FUCKING HUGE!!! THEREFORE I HAVE HUGE GUTS!!! Anybody get that?
 

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magnuslion said:
ElephantGuts said:
The Jews. Oh, wait. That doesn't apply here.

Ghost/Zombie Pirates then.

I would like to be King of the Jews though.
As a Jew, Im gonna have to say No. big giant no.
What, you don't want me as your king? I promise I'd be a very good one.
 

Mr. Tibbles

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I dont want to be king of anything, I am happy with my small life living it in a haze of drugs alcohol and videogames.

I think that might qualify me for King Of Lazy Stoners Who Play Games All The Time(KOLSWPGATT).

EDIT: I wish I could change my name to that, too bad they call me Mr. Tibbles.(cookie for who gets the reference)
 

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Viltrumates!!



A race of evil superman-like beings with domination on their mind. The will never be stopped!!!
 

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pipboy2009 said:
King of the Time Lords. Wielding power over all time and space. Game over man, game over.
My first choice would be king of the head shot but since it has to be a race I would go with the Q from Star trek. Omnipotence in a snap of the fingers! THAT would be Game Over.

Actually that's an interesting scenario. Would would win: Time Lords, Daleks or Q
I vote Q
 

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ElephantGuts said:
magnuslion said:
ElephantGuts said:
The Jews. Oh, wait. That doesn't apply here.

Ghost/Zombie Pirates then.

I would like to be King of the Jews though.
As a Jew, Im gonna have to say No. big giant no.
What, you don't want me as your king? I promise I'd be a very good one.
I'm not even Jew and I'm going to say no
 

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What what to the what what now?
Ossum said:
soren7550 said:
Ossum said:
I'd be the King of All Cosmos.

Barring that, I'd be the King of the Elephants.

A thousand e-cookies made of Internets for whomever gets both references.
King of All Cosmos - Katamari (sp?) series.

King of the Elephants - uhh, Babar the Elephant? (ok, I don't really know that one.)
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Good job on both, the second was pretty obscure.
What what to the what what now?
 

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pipboy2009 said:
King of the Time Lords. Wielding power over all time and space. Game over man, game over.
My first choice would be king of the head shot but since it has to be a race I would go with the Q from Star trek. Omnipotence in a snap of the fingers! THAT would be Game Over.

Actually that's an interesting scenario. Would would win: Time Lords, Daleks or Q
I vote Q
Dammit, I hate to admit it but the Q have it. Daleks don't have a chance. Time Lords have power over time, but the Q can manipulate the entire universe with little more than a wink.

Well played sir, well played.
 

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pipboy2009 said:
King of the Time Lords. Wielding power over all time and space. Game over man, game over.
Nice Bill Paxton Quote thrown in there - there are infinitely more daleks than time lords - altough the time lords had bitching costumes.
 

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pipboy2009 said:
Skeletor 0 said:
pipboy2009 said:
King of the Time Lords. Wielding power over all time and space. Game over man, game over.
My first choice would be king of the head shot but since it has to be a race I would go with the Q from Star trek. Omnipotence in a snap of the fingers! THAT would be Game Over.

Actually that's an interesting scenario. Would would win: Time Lords, Daleks or Q
I vote Q
Dammit, I hate to admit it but the Q have it. Daleks don't have a chance. Time Lords have power over time, but the Q can manipulate the entire universe with little more than a wink.

Well played sir, well played.
Thank You. I still like the Doctor the best. He might actually be a match for at least a single Q if absorbed the time vortex but he would quickly die so yeah game over
 

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Guitar Gamer said:
UncleUlty said:
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and if that doesn't work then king of of the kingdom of tom, but it would be the kingdom of Willie ( cookie for reference guess)
Fallout 3?


OT:King of the Dunmer to lead my epic campaign to destroy Those High Elf bastards and the Orcs.


Either that or King of Tales of girls, Harems ahoy
correct, cookie for you
also
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you wouldn't DARE wage war on the orcs and their funny little noses! would you?

They have strayed from the path of Elven greatness they must die( kinda of Ironic, now that I think about it)
 

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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
Sayains! Fuck that would be awesome!
Looked what happen there....

As for me King of the Banana people one day we will rise up and destroy all! (or just take over)