You are the last human on Earth. What now?

[Chaosbo1]

check if the internet is still running then stock up on guns and ammo cause wildlife will spread then hope all episode of my little pony is done and watch all the episode, and watch all the anime, play all the game that i would enjoy, after that i will see were that takes me. Also if there is no internet i may go crazy sooner cause i cant watch anime/my little pony

 

[Michael Hirst]

Probably try my hand at growing my own food, writing down my musings and getting through every book, film, videogame and CD I possibly could to ward off insanity. Would be pretty shit to be the last guy on earth but I guess I'd just have to deal with it for as long as possible and keep entertaining myself (yeah less of those thoughts you dirty buggers) and learning new and exciting ways of wasting time. Finally when it gets to be a bit too much I'll try and learn how to fly a plane, if I'm not so good I'll die and the problem is solved, if I am good I can now learn to travel far and wide until I'm eaten by a tiger or bear or something.

 

[RandomNumber]

After the usual play games and watch movies and destroy random stuff until I get bored, I'd learn how to mould metal, and make a bunch of tablets depicting all of humanity's greatest mistakes, for when the next species comes along and inherits the earth. I'd then make a bunch of copies leave as many as I can in places I knew people (Or whatever) could find them.
Because if we're all going to die, with the planet the way it was, the least we can do is set a good example for the next guys to use it.

PS, If the oppourunity came along (Like if I found a secret cloning lab or something) I'd do what Carbonyl did and take a crack at repopulating the human race. Sure, there would probably be some deformaties along the line, (Tails, extra limbs, eyes, ect) because the entire species would be descended from one guy and whatever he could find in the in vitro fertilization clinic, but I think I'd be able to live with that because I always thought the human race could do with a little reboot.

But I'd still put those metal tablets around anyway, just in case my clones mess the world up again.

 

[Yanzo]

I'd finally gain super powers. I'd do it now, but then everyone would expect me to help them and use up my free time to get mauled by mr diablically evil's super bear hand and once you get superpowers all the freaks come out of the woodwork to show off theirs.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

I'd just loot, eat and sleep. Yeah, I'm an awful person.

 

[Galletea]

I'd probably steal a car and drive around for a while, and see whatever I could be bothered to get to, since fuel isn't likely to run out for a while, if I'm the only one really using it. After a while though the loneliness and futility of it all would probably drive me to despair and probably suicide. But then again, I wouldn't realise I was the last one so I might spend my time searching for someone else until the aforementioned despair sets in.

 

[Gavmando]

Set out and do my best to release every animal I could from every zoo I could find. If I didnt, then they'd all die of starvation.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

It'd be like "I Am Legend," minus the flesh-eating monsters roaming the cities.

 

[NotSoLoneWanderer]

Divide by 0 in peace

 

[Trillovinum]

Do you have any idea of how quickly things would go to hell with no people to maintain everything? you won't have the choice of playing a lot of games. the power will most likely go out pretty soon, in just a matter of weeks maybe months if you're lucky.

 

[MrPeanut]

Depends totally on how long the internet will stay up, I would probably try to get as much info down as I can before it all shuts down, after that...Travel the world maybe?

Oh and without maintenance I would imagine those nuclear power stations will have some nice looking meltdowns :/

 

[joemegson94]

I'd immediately steal this:

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=triumph+rocket+III&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=5SV6_C5zgkgy4M:&imgrefurl=http://www.triumphrocket.com/&docid=k13x44YDMQXUuM&w=1024&h=768&ei=n4KITqSBBMip8QPWytRR&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=916&vpy=185&dur=1110&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=119&ty=87&page=1&tbnh=133&tbnw=171&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0

 

[IamLEAM1983]

I'd forage for generators and solar panels, after which I'd hook my house up to my six or seven sources of power. Then I'd spend the rest of my life gaming, reading and writing, on the off chance that some English or French-speaking aliens beam themselves down and happen upon the prose left behind by the Last Man on Earth, a couple centuries to a thousand years or so after his death.

I'd keep working on my thesis too, just for the heck of it. Gotta stay busy, or otherwise the mind goes. Odds are the more permanent sources of power wouldn't stay on for more than a year or so, without human intervention, so I'd have to make the most of that, somehow.

 

[gellert1984]

Download everything I can find on piloting/maintaining military warships, pack up some stuff and head for the nearest naval yard, grab a cruiser or destroyer stock it with canned food/MRE's frozen goods bottled water, oil and fuel. Travel as best I can to Washington DC in the US, find as many transmitters as possible and transmit destress calls (I figure the pentagon must have some pretty powerful transmitters). Travel to the really big array and listen for the impending arrival of space aliens.

Pray to the FSM that they're Asari.

 

[IamQ]

The second after that is confirmed, I will then proceed to do everything after that point, totally in the nude.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

I would get as many antidepressants, narcotics and drug supplies to be happy and stoned for the rest of my life - should the need arise.
So I can have fun as much as I want and as soon as I feel bored or depressed its time for the funky colorful pills. If faced with insanity or massive drug abuse I chose the latter...

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

Have a beer and celebrate being king of the world.

 

[DrunkPickle]

I would teach myself how to fly a single passenger plane through YouTube tutorials and travel to Europe. One there, I would settle in Siberia- living off the grid; hunting down animals, and robbing corner stores (Yes, there are corner stores in Siberia).

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

There are four foreseeable stages that I would go through in such a situation.

1. Enjoyment
I shall take up residence in a mall or some similar place where I will use up all possible sources of entertainment up until the second stage

2. Descent
I'm going to slowly develop one or many of several mental disorders that cause one do see or communicate with non-existent or non-sentient beings. This will not interrupt my use of entertainment devices, just alter it so that I believe what I'm doing is real.

3. Realization
I will incorrectly realize that all of the preceding events have just been some dream that was going through and that the madness I'm currently in has been the reality all along. I shall then subsequently curse out every single thing I believe furthered the conspiracy in our current world.

4. Enjoyment
I shall take up residence in a corner of my own insanity and create all possible sources of entertainment for what will be perceived as an eternity as I enter a constant coma of a lucid dream.

That and then death, but you all knew that was coming anyway.