You can bring one weapon, tool, or character into the real world from any video game ever...

[BehattedWanderer]

Ah, yes, two of the four biological Fs covered....food and *cough* reproduction. I understand fully.

Sometimes, but not for me. I am more enticed by reckless abandon in flirting than I am in the endgame. Sure, the latter is fun, but the process is so much more so. You can get a bang from most anyone, but not nearly as many will recklessly flirt with you for days at a time. And that is...well, certainly exciting, for the least of a page full of verbose adjectives.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Ah, yes, two of the four biological Fs covered....food and *cough* reproduction. I understand fully.

Sometimes, but not for me. I am more enticed by reckless abandon in flirting than I am in the endgame. Sure, the latter is fun, but the process is so much more so. You can get a bang from most anyone, but not nearly as many will recklessly flirt with you for days at a time. And that is...well, certainly exciting, for the least of a page full of verbose adjectives.

Ha. Good way to put it, actually.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Ah, yes, two of the four biological Fs covered....food and *cough* reproduction. I understand fully.

Sometimes, but not for me. I am more enticed by reckless abandon in flirting than I am in the endgame. Sure, the latter is fun, but the process is so much more so. You can get a bang from most anyone, but not nearly as many will recklessly flirt with you for days at a time. And that is...well, certainly exciting, for the least of a page full of verbose adjectives.

Ha. Good way to put it, actually.

Sex is mundane. After a few rounds with someone you know most of the tricks you'll ever do. But flirting without intention, waxing philosoph and providing parlance for what might or might not be current taboos and finding a deeper connection by sheer mental attraction? Now That's fun. Like an orgasm for the soul. See if you can get one of those out of the CMN, eh?

 

[dasUnbekannte]

Portal Gun.

PORTAL GUN.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Ah, yes, two of the four biological Fs covered....food and *cough* reproduction. I understand fully.

Sometimes, but not for me. I am more enticed by reckless abandon in flirting than I am in the endgame. Sure, the latter is fun, but the process is so much more so. You can get a bang from most anyone, but not nearly as many will recklessly flirt with you for days at a time. And that is...well, certainly exciting, for the least of a page full of verbose adjectives.

Ha. Good way to put it, actually.

Sex is mundane. After a few rounds with someone you know most of the tricks you'll ever do. But flirting without intention, waxing philosoph and providing parlance for what might or might not be current taboos and finding a deeper connection by sheer mental attraction? Now That's fun. Like an orgasm for the soul. See if you can get one of those out of the CMN, eh?

*scribbles in "Orgasm for the Soul"*

*Mother 3 pops out*

Huh. That works.

*goes to play it*

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Ah, yes, two of the four biological Fs covered....food and *cough* reproduction. I understand fully.

Sometimes, but not for me. I am more enticed by reckless abandon in flirting than I am in the endgame. Sure, the latter is fun, but the process is so much more so. You can get a bang from most anyone, but not nearly as many will recklessly flirt with you for days at a time. And that is...well, certainly exciting, for the least of a page full of verbose adjectives.

Ha. Good way to put it, actually.

Sex is mundane. After a few rounds with someone you know most of the tricks you'll ever do. But flirting without intention, waxing philosoph and providing parlance for what might or might not be current taboos and finding a deeper connection by sheer mental attraction? Now That's fun. Like an orgasm for the soul. See if you can get one of those out of the CMN, eh?

*scribbles in "Orgasm for the Soul"*

*Mother 3 pops out*

Huh. That works.

*goes to play it*

Haha, wow. I just finished playing that again. ...Teach the CMN "New Year's Eve Bomb" and "Ultimate Chimera", then we can talk marketing.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Haha, wow. I just finished playing that again. ...Teach the CMN "New Year's Eve Bomb" and "Ultimate Chimera", then we can talk marketing.

*scribbles in "AutoTeach Machine"*

The process will take a few hours. So be patient. Although, I could have made a time machine, but...eh. The notebook's already in.

Also, have you read this article [http://cruiseelroy.net/2009/01/mother-3-battle-music/] on the battle music yet? If not, it will blow your mind. At least, Strong One (Masked Man) will. Damn 29/16 time signature...

 

[Broady Brio]

The Terminator with full "Arnuld!" quotes.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I choose the Master Sword.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

The notebook from scribblenauts. You can spawn tons of stuff.

 

[Buizel91]

The Arbiter...

imagine walking into college and him being your best mate XD...no more chavs (idiots) starting you for no reason XD

 

[hazabaza1]

Character?

Spoiler: And the slave obeyed. FOUR!

Eleanor as the Big Sister, failing that, the plasmid that summons her, her accent and manner of speaking when she kicks ass is freaking sweet.

Weapon: The Big Sister needle/sword gloves.

Tool: The Sea Slug.

Great. Thanks for not actually mentioning that that spoiler tag has a Bioshock 2 spoiler. Now you've ruined the game for me.

Fuck.
I expect compensation.

OT: A Big Daddy, to drill this guy's head in.

Weapon: The Exo-Suit of Shadow Complex.

Or this.

 

[The Warden]

I'd choose the Portal Device.
Oh the possibilities.
It'd make walks to the store shorter, it'd somehow allow me to steal stuff, and all that goodness.

 

[DoctorX41794]

ALL OF THEM!

 

[DoctorX41794]

The Doctor!

Well, he was in a video game once, I think.
But the question is; Which Doctor?

ALL OF THEM!

 

[profit0004]

*rolls eyes*

The Clinical immortality wonder from Sid Meirs Alpha Centauri.

 

[Hollyw00d45]

The Tanooki suit from Mario 3~ and Peach, that little slut

 

[Urgh76]

the clawshot/hookshot

how much fun would that be to have it in the real world?

 

[Urgh76]

Obviously the Portal Gun. So many uses....

Just don't look into the nozzle.

Yeah, that makes me wonder: what happens if you stick one portal on your face and one on the floor, then walk through the one on the floor?

hmmm, very interesting....... BUT STUPID!