You can have an Army of anything. What do you have?

[Orks da best]

An army of nymphomaniac catgirls.

Even if I lose... I win. Oh GOD do I win.

And lets face it, if I had an army comprised of this:

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...then I bet alot of you would consider JOINING my army, wouldn't you?

I'd have to pick the Zerglings from the CarBot animation series 'Starcrafts'.

Prepare to be destroyed by an army of sheer adorableness.

between you two the world would be conquered either though sexiness or cuteness. And yet both of them still seem better than anything else.

That say my army would be various mechanical droids and robots that I have designed myself. Just as assassin bots. assault droids, bomb droids, soldier droids and the like.

 

[Lonewolfm16]

Since I was ninjaed on the army of Gods, I will take a army of the Einharjar. Fallen warriors sent to Valhalla for bravery and honor. Plus along with the Valkyries, world conquest is a cinch.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I'll take the Undead.

They'll never need supplies, sleep, and will always add to to their ranks.

 

[madwarper]

I'd create an army of the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expects it.

 

[KoudelkaMorgan]

Probably succubi, kitsune, and catgirls armed with witchblades.

 

[Kolby Jack]

An army of bubble wrap for no one could resist popping them, and while everyone was distracted I would take over the world.

That is, of course, assuming you are somehow able to resist the bubble wrap yourself. And then, even if everyone is popping it and you aren't, what world would there be to rule? Nobody would be paying attention to you.

This is pretty cliche, but I would go for an army of obedient honey badgers. I mean, what could stop me?

 

[Clowndoe]

Ooh! An army of union-workers. They don't do more than 35 hours of fighting a week, Lord help me if I try to make them do (paid) overtime.

 

[TakerFoxx]

I have just seen Despicable Me for the first time (I know I am late) and I now want an army of minions. They would be mostly useless and I have a feeling there would be a greater chance of them killing me insted of helping me take over the world but at least I would die laughing my arse off.

I too would go with an army of minions. But not those minions. Instead, I choose these minions.

For the Overlord!

 

[Lotet]

an army of Master Chiefs, Gundams and 40K Battleships.

 

[Lilani]

CORGIS.

I will be INVINCIBLE! And I'll have England as an ally by default!

 

[CardinalPiggles]

An army of TimeLords of course!

They would kick some arse and look good doing it.

 

[RJ 17]

Can't decide between an army of Xenomorphs or an army of Yautja (Predators, to the laymen).

Xenomorphs because it's said that if a hive was ever established on earth, mankind is doomed. And Yautja because it's hard to find warriors more badass than them.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Listen, cuteness only distracts so far... I do have a weakness for catgirls though... and all the others are instantly going to be recognized as things that only the evil overlord would control. You need to be sneaky, manipulating things from behind the scene while still able to use force when it's necessary. I'd like an army of assassins/secret agents please. Fictional and non. I'll take NSA, CIA, KGB, Assassins Creed Assassins, 5th Echelon from the Splinter Cell games, Garret from Thief, Agent 47, James Bond... actually not him, too flashy.

The best army is the one that is invisible. Also has the plus side of spilling a limited amount of blood... or other fluids.

Yes, I enjoy taking this silly little exercises too seriously.

An army of winged, elvish catgirl belly-dancers.
Wouldn't want to take over anything.
But I bet a lot of places would *want* us to invade.

Don't want to see the state of the upholstery after you get "invaded".

 

[Izanagi009_v1legacy]

an army of espers with same power level as Accelerator?
Accelerator capabilities [http://toarumajutsunoindex.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerator#Abilities]



Yeah, any fan of the series will tell you how insanely powerful this guy is especially in the light novels. No one would be able to stop me on my quest to conquer the world

 

[DRTJR]

Kryptonians, since these MFs seem to be the most BAMF force that ever did and will exists in the DC universe which is already has some heavy hitters outside of the Man of Steel.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

An army of OmniMechs! Imagine the legions of Mad Cats, Vultures, Daishi...

[small]...Piloted exclusively by nymphomaniac catgirls.[/small]

 

[Hero of Lime]

For mine I would have every Pokemon. After all, with just three of them I have control over time, space, and matter, victory is assured!

 

[Zakarath]

I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

An army of Q. The rest of your armies are beneath us.

 

[vashthblackseed]

Jar Jar Binks, I choose you.
Countries would pay me copious amounts of money to not invade. And should a large scale conflict occur, their insane luck should grant me victory... and dead Jar Jars (never can have too many of those).