You can have an Army of anything. What do you have?
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I would need mealy one battalion of troop remnants. A kampf gruppe of a thousand wampires. But they are all matchless hardened weterans. Together they are as powerful as A MILLION regular soldiers!
LET THERE BE KRIEG
LET THERE BE KRIEG
madwarper said:
That's it. You win. End the thread. I spit my drink all over my PC at this. Well done! One question though...would they use wooden bunnies?
Except they did, because they gave you like 6 weeks notice that they were coming to inquisite you.madwarper said:
The hell do you mean inquisite isn't a word? Fuck off spellcheck.
OT I would have an army of giant robots. Possibly resembling Gundams. With the odd MAWLR in there for good measure and/or city levelling firepower.
Actually they gave a 30 day notice before they came to investigate you, so you had time to talk with your local priest and let him check if you had been living a good christian life so he could vouche for you.madwarper said:
Weren't they nice?
Edit: bah, ninjaed! although it seems we have different numbers on this subject.
I think I'd take an army of controllable Tarrasques (old school d&d reference anyone?)
Failing that, an army of controlled Deathclaws would be pretty freaking bad ass!
Or one mind controlled Superman - since he is pretty much invincible and could fly me places
Failing that, an army of controlled Deathclaws would be pretty freaking bad ass!
Or one mind controlled Superman - since he is pretty much invincible and could fly me places
I'd have an army of cats, although it would not be very effective. Failing that, an army of musicians, headed by Dave Grohl.
When were you born? 1991.SkarKrow said:
Ok, Mr British poster, sit right back and let this Yank edumacate you about your own country's television history.
From 1969 to 1974, the BBC ran a sketch comedy show called Monty Python's Flying Circus. It is immensely popular in geek culture, often quoted and referenced for comedic effect.
One such popular sketch was the Spanish Inquisition.
There you go whippersnapper. You have been edumacated.
Captcha: in spade. Yes, Captcha. Edumacteted in spades.
Mmm Malkavians
Yes the Crazy vampires, though they have weaknesses, obviously it is their madness and undeadness that would be utterly frightening. Of course it also would be like herding cats.. only a few elders of the malkavians truly can cause malkavians to get on one task. It is in the blood as they say!
But if they would attack you.. well good luck wished. I mean I don't know what they will do to you.. I can't really control that or even have influence over that. Hehehe.. they would make the Joker proud, so much chaos..
Yes the Crazy vampires, though they have weaknesses, obviously it is their madness and undeadness that would be utterly frightening. Of course it also would be like herding cats.. only a few elders of the malkavians truly can cause malkavians to get on one task. It is in the blood as they say!
But if they would attack you.. well good luck wished. I mean I don't know what they will do to you.. I can't really control that or even have influence over that. Hehehe.. they would make the Joker proud, so much chaos..
I'll put my own special twist on that catgirl army of yours. There will be uniforms. Sexy, sexy uniforms. If you're familiar with Warhammer 40K, then imagine these catgirls also possessing hardware similar to that of the Imperial Guard (I was thinking Chimeras and Hellhounds). When I have destroyed all I have needed to destroy, the catgirls will emerge from the ashes to convert the planet to my side. [ Insert maniacal laugh here ]