You can have one of these 3 lovers

[Terminate421]

Number 2, definitly

 

[Dirkie]

I dated a crossbreed between 1 and 2 once and boy was that a mistake...
I'd go for a number 3 ugly, intelligent and sane girl no matter what.

 

[Eumersian]

Probably number 1. There's pills for that. I'm pretty sure.

 

[lettucethesallad]

2 or 3. I'm sorta seeing a 3 right now. If I could put a brown paper bag over his head and keep it there for all time, I might even marry the guy.

EDIT/DISCLAIMER: Brown paper bag comment was a joke. No reason to be butthurt about it.

Now I'm a little ashamed to be seen in public with him. I feel kinda bad for being so shallow, but isn't it important to be physically attracted to someone you're dating?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Whichever one has red hair.

...The first one.

 

[dagens24]

2

 

[TeeBs]

2. I love stupid people, as long as they aren't racist in there stupidity I think I would rather marry I woman that I know i'm smarter then.

 

[deathninja]

Oddly enough, I've savoured all 3 over the years.

Definitely a case of 3 > 2 > 1

 

[SteewpidZombie]

Numba 1, She'd always keep me on my toes. Go to get a sandwich...SURPRISE GUILLOTINE!, Go to put on my sock...SURPRISE BEARTRAP!, Go to buy a valentines gift for her...SURPRISE REAL HUMAN HEART!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Depends how extreme we're talking. Call me shallow, but either 1 or 2. If 1 is just sort of 'wacky' crazy then I'd be all over that, but if it's dangerous-crazy then hell no.

I could deal with a moronic girlfriend. I could go all Pygmalion on them.

 

[Andrew_Mac]

all my past girlfriends have been ugly stupid and insane so this question is kinda invalid for me.

 

[rokkolpo]

Number 1.

Insane ought to keep it interesting.
As long as she doesn't kill me, or hurt me.....unless I ask.

To the people that say ugly...it's ugly, not unattractive.
Straight up ''what the fuck hit you in the face?!''.

Never ugly.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I choose all three.
But we are not lovers. We are comrades.

Comrades against crime.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

2 or 3. I'm sorta seeing a 3 right now. If I could put a brown paper bag over his head and keep it there for all time, I might even marry the guy. Now I'm a little ashamed to be seen in public with him. I feel kinda bad for being so shallow, but isn't it important to be physically attracted to someone you're dating?

Ok, yeah, that's important. But the paper bag comment is ridiculously horrible and you're a terrible person for saying it, sometimes I'm stunned by the shit people come out with.


And, I'd go for 3 obviously, being with someone who's legitimately crazy would be borderline cruel.

 

[BENZOOKA]

If she's fun as well, then number 2.

But such odd choices...

 

[Verlander]

I have attractive/smart and kinky, but if I had to choose, I'd go for attractive/stupid/sane. She'd have to be good company, but sometimes stupid people are the best company. And any person I was with would be attractive to me, so that option seems a bit null

 

[OctoH]

Option one. She'd have to be if she actually wanted to be with me.

 

[Ladette]

Insanity is a plus, there are so few people I can relate to.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Attractive, smart, insane......what?! I need someone just as insane as I am to cancel it out, plus, insane chicks are usually into BDSM

 

[SkyeNeko]

Number one. definitely. it seems like it would be fun to try and out crazy each other.