You can have the rights to one thing.

[bulldogftw]

What is that thing?
For me it would be the company apple,yeah I like money.

 

[Nouw]

Youtube, no more stupid copyright law things stopping me from watching vids and listening to music.

 

[No_Remainders]

Hmm...

Bethesda.

I'd make them give me a copy of Skyrim and then I'd make them burn the rest in a massive furnace and delete all the source code, just so people would shut the fuck up about it.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Hmm...

Bethesda.

I'd make them give me a copy of Skyrim and then I'd make them burn the rest in a massive furnace and delete all the source code, just so people would shut the fuck up about it.

That, sir, is one of the cruelest things I have ever heard, and I feel like you should be banished to the Phantom Zone along with General Zod just for imagining such a heinous crime.

OT: As for me, I'll take the rights to DC. Mostly because I love it and would like to give the writers more freedom and hire some more experimental authors as well.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'd want the rights to release an official English version of Tsukihime. Or its remake, whenever that comes out.

Who care about money, I just want it to have more exposure.

 

[No_Remainders]

Hmm...

Bethesda.

I'd make them give me a copy of Skyrim and then I'd make them burn the rest in a massive furnace and delete all the source code, just so people would shut the fuck up about it.

That, sir, is one of the cruelest things I have ever heard, and I feel like you should be banished to the Phantom Zone along with General Zod just for imagining such a heinous crime.

OT: As for me, I'll take the rights to DC. Mostly because I love it and would like to give the writers more freedom and hire some more experimental authors as well.

To be fair, I'd like, take a five minute video of me playing it, put it up on youtube with the title "Me Playing Skyrim. I Win, Bitches"

Then when people started raging at me I'd reply in the comments section by just saying "umadbro? "

It would be amazing.

Yeah I'm a horrible person, get over it.

 

[Woodscare]

Microsoft, I would have power AND money.For our Consumer, a significant increase in quality

 

[Woodscare]

Microsoft, I would have power AND money.For our Consumer, a significant increase in quality

 

[Jonluw]

I'd love the right to my own freedom, thanks.

If it's one product... eh...
Rickenbacker basses perhaps?

 

[Neverhoodian]

The Star Wars license. I'd declare the prequels and most of the Expanded Universe non-canon, hire Peter Jackson to do a reboot of the prequel trilogy, and re-release the entire X-Wing series with updated graphics and sound.

It would be glorious.

 

[The Apothecarry]

I'd take the right to the Marvel Universe so I could liberate from the under the spiked heel of Disney. Old news, I know, but Spiderman is not equal to Hannah Montana.

 

[NeedAUserName]

The Wheel! Screw the lot of you, I want money!

 

[SonofaJohannes]

Bacon.

Not sure what else needs to be said.

 

[Mr. Omega]

The concept of language. Every time you speak, make gestures that have meaning, or write down a message, I will get a royalty. U mad? Well showing a response will just make me richer.

 

[Findlebob]

The sun

 

[Nouw]

Every single religious book on the planet, so I could burn them.

That is probably one of the most coldest things I've ever read on the internet. I'm not even going to bother arguing so I'll leave you to think about it.

 

[Roxor]

Every single religious book on the planet, so I could burn them.

Tempting, but I'd go for the world's fossil fuels and make using them outrageously expensive, forcing everyone to go green.

 

[Yopaz]

Marvel. Liberate them from Disney's clutches and have them make X-men movies that don't suck.

I'd take the right to the Marvel Universe so I could liberate from the under the spiked heel of Disney. Old news, I know, but Spiderman is not equal to Hannah Montana.

I've been hit by ninjas a lot lately...