'Is thing on? Dave, is this thi-it is?! Damn it Dave, I'm sick of your incompetence! This is not how you make first contact!'
You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.
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Just that post gave me a cheap laugh.Demon ID said:
I'd say: "Goddammit Adam I told you no messing around with the microphone! What if they started hearing us all of a sudden?"
Or: "I don't care who the fuck you are, but if you don't stop being a pain in my ass I'll come down here and smite you."
Or: "Goddammit Michael! I leave for a couple minutes and start messing around with the humans! Wait, are we broadcasting? TURN THAT FUCKING THING O-" followed by a bit of static.
Spot1990 said:
Sort of like that?
OT: Gwag gwag gwag gwag- Jack takes another turn!!
"Look, for the last frigging time, video games or ANY media do not create the violence. It's your own damn personal faults. DEAL WITH IT."
AND
"Once upon a time, there was a little sausage named Baldrick...and he lived happily ever after."
AND
"You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart ghoul manservant, Argyle!"
AND
"Gotta go to work, work all day, gotta go to work for underpants pay."
AND
"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=345uegSj-zQ]
AND
[HEADING=2]"WHO DARES TO SUMMON GAZUGA?! GAZUGA WILL SMASH AND EAT YOU AAAALLLL!!! YOUR BUILDINGS SHALL LIE AS DUST!! YOUR BODIES SHALL BE SMOOSHED!! YOUR MINDS WILL BE AS MEATLOAF!!"[/HEADING]
AND
Om mani padme hum. Om mani padme hum. Om mani padme hum. Om mani padme hum. Hum mani padme hum. Hum mani padme hum. Om mani padme hum.
28 words. Infinite meaning.
28 words. Infinite meaning.
"Sort your own shit out religions, don't make me come down there!"
Or "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave"
or..."Never fear, CRUMPET MAN IS HERE!" In my bestest PR british accent.
Or "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave"
or..."Never fear, CRUMPET MAN IS HERE!" In my bestest PR british accent.
"The candy cane is broken and the snowman is outside waiting for you."
It's just nonsense that no one will understand, but I will say it in a small hush to make it more eerie and I'm sure it's going to freak people out with broken candy canes and snowmen in front of their homes.
It's just nonsense that no one will understand, but I will say it in a small hush to make it more eerie and I'm sure it's going to freak people out with broken candy canes and snowmen in front of their homes.
"We are harbinger, the vanguard of your destruction"
And then make everyone think the reapers are coming
And then make everyone think the reapers are coming
"Hitler is not dead"
That would be pretty funny. Or maybe one should use such as opportunity to actually try and make the world a better place. Say, something along the lines of:
"Dear Russians, you are not European. Go play on your own servers!"
That would be pretty funny. Or maybe one should use such as opportunity to actually try and make the world a better place. Say, something along the lines of:
"Dear Russians, you are not European. Go play on your own servers!"