You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.
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Whee-hee!
"Coop, the WHOLE PLANET can hear you! Turn it down, already!"
AND...
"I can see you, all of you, and exactly what you're doing...especially you, ADRIAN!!"
AND, to create confusion...
"Thank god for me!"
AND FINALLY...
"Coop, the WHOLE PLANET can hear you! Turn it down, already!"
AND...
"I can see you, all of you, and exactly what you're doing...especially you, ADRIAN!!"
AND, to create confusion...
"Thank god for me!"
AND FINALLY...
I would shop this ability around to various companies. I'm sure I could make a few million on speaking an advertisement directly to everyone on earth, even if it was a one-time thing.
"I'm going to find you and kill you, to see if something interesting happens! Not now, Not this week, but I'll see you soon! Goodbye!"
And I would say it in a ridiculously happy and psychopathic sounding voice. Just see how much paranoia I can cause with that single sentence.
And I would say it in a ridiculously happy and psychopathic sounding voice. Just see how much paranoia I can cause with that single sentence.
I won't bother trying to convince people to follow my beliefs (or lack thereof), since you can't convince anyone but the most gullible people on earth with one sentence. So I would just try to dispense advice.
My sentence would be:
"Please, please, please, for the love of whatever deity you worship, if you have the water to spare, wash your hands before you eat!"
From a public health standpoint, it's still invaluable advice.
I suppose another sentence could be:
"If you're overweight and diabetic and your toes are constantly numb or tingling, go see a doctor right away". It's really important to know that, and so many people have diabetes these days.
My sentence would be:
"Please, please, please, for the love of whatever deity you worship, if you have the water to spare, wash your hands before you eat!"
From a public health standpoint, it's still invaluable advice.
I suppose another sentence could be:
"If you're overweight and diabetic and your toes are constantly numb or tingling, go see a doctor right away". It's really important to know that, and so many people have diabetes these days.
I'd play the TARDIS materialization noise, then say, in my best David Tennant impression, "Oh. No, this is the wrong era. No one worth meeting lives here right now."
If the Doctor's disapproval doesn't bring about world peace, I don't know what will.
Or, y'know, maybe just the TARDIS noise. A worldwide epidemic of pant-jizzing would be pretty fun.
If the Doctor's disapproval doesn't bring about world peace, I don't know what will.
Or, y'know, maybe just the TARDIS noise. A worldwide epidemic of pant-jizzing would be pretty fun.
Here we go again!
"I bring Sutehk's gift of death to all mankind..."
AND
"This is a message for China. 'Your stink bugs are everywhere. Take them back, you bastards.' There's a picture of a man flipping you the bird as well."
AND
"Obama won. GET OVER IT."
AND
A strange yodel... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI2GGYppq7E]
AND
"Commander! You sent us to the wrong universe! I'LL HAVE YOUR JORBLOKS FOR THIS!!" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tooVI9k0xE]
AND
"I bring Sutehk's gift of death to all mankind..."
AND
"This is a message for China. 'Your stink bugs are everywhere. Take them back, you bastards.' There's a picture of a man flipping you the bird as well."
AND
"Obama won. GET OVER IT."
AND
A strange yodel... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI2GGYppq7E]
AND
"Commander! You sent us to the wrong universe! I'LL HAVE YOUR JORBLOKS FOR THIS!!" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tooVI9k0xE]
AND
