You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.

[juyunseen]

"They're always departing but they never arrive...
No one ever gets on but they're always...
You never see them go, they're always full?"
And then mumble incoherently for a while because mumbling isn't saying any words and therefor I wont have broken the 30 word limit.

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis." Cookie for reference.

I just want to see everyone pull out their cell phones and have a horrified look wash over their faces. Not that I actually have anything against cell phones, just love the quote and the possible effects.

Or... "It is only 3 days away, they called me crazy, but now they'll see, now they'll all see..."
Or... *cough* Idiot *cough*
Yeah that should about do it.

 

[Waaghpowa]

"My Hovercraft is full of Eels'.

Those who understand will be blessed, those who don't... well, there's always time to learn.

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

 

[Strazdas]

"You are an idiot."

Then of course you could cheat....

"I want to tell you this and so you should do that and you should do that and i say this and this sentence never ends and...."

Thank you for participating in Earth Simulation Experiment A-1.13. The experiment is now over, and as per laboratory protocol the planet will be incinerated for sanitation purposes. Goodbye.

you should change the "goodbye" to "Have a nice day".

 

[SextusMaximus]

'Only YOU can hear this!'

COOKIE FOR REF.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

"Fuck da police"

That is all

 

[Slenn]

Awesome HGTTG reference.

OT: Well I could make something dramatic. But just for humor, I'd say:

"You all should have a sandwich or something. It's an easy thing to get."

 

[FalloutJack]

Further ideas are as follows...

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

And...

"Hear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing, So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling."

And...

 

[Unsilenced]

"You are the chosen one."

See how many people I can turn into insane, egomaniac cult leaders in one go.

...

I assume we have some way of translating it into every language? Because most people will just be really confused.

 

[Kolby Jack]

"People of Earth, I beseech you, are we all not human beings? I mean... uh, what was I going to say next? Lemme see... What? Six words left? SON OF A"

 

[Nikolaz72]

"Assuming Direct Control"

 

[CMDDarkblade]

?All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.?

 

[Sacman]

I got a couple...<.<

"The Gun is good, The Penis is evil!"


Or...

"CAN YOU DIG IT!?"

 

[Ix Rebound]

'Only YOU can hear this!'

COOKIE FOR REF.

MOCK THE WEEK! HUGH DENNIS!

OT: quick! duck!

 

[Lonewolfm16]

Everyone can hear me. Science needs to investigate how this is possible. My name is (insert here) I live at (insert here). Please come and investigate the phenomana

 

[Lonewolfm16]

Well either that or "I am the god Odin who is chieftan of the Aesir. You shall know me and my kin. Ragnarok approaches. Only two amoung you shall survive. Prepare your selves."

 

[nuba km]

'testing, testing, right its working *clears throat* FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! that is all, please return to your day'

 

[wadark]

"Okay, everyone just calm the f**k down!"

I was gonna say this, but you got it first.

 

[William Ossiss]

You are, all of you, worms