You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.

[Groxnax]

I seeeee yoooouuuu!!

 

[Smeatza]

I would start a sing song

"Early in the morning, rising to the street......."

 

[Lt._nefarious]

"I'm God and I'm fucking your elder sister (and/or) hot mother. She is one kninky slut, seriously, "back door" and everything..."

Alternatively:

"I'm Kevin Bacon and I am connected... To you..." Seriously, that'd be fucking horrendous, the advert is bad enough...
(Props to whoever knows what I'm referring to)

 

[UniversalRonin]

Kneel before Zod

To be honest, this was the first thing that came to my mind too. And after reading the rest is still probably the best.
Except for possibly 'Gouranga'.

 

[Sack of Cheese]

Does it get translated into applicable languages?
Then "God's here, make love, not war. And don't rape people."

 

[Darren Carrigan]

I am Your God Now...

 

[Darren Carrigan]

People of earth, raise your hands and lend my YOUR ENERGY!

I wish i had thought of that one

 

[Jason Rayes]

"Put that down, you don't know where its been"

Which could be confusing. Especially if someone was in the middle of hugging someone. Or masturbating.

 

[Dwarfman]

"Well bugger me!" NO WAIT!!!!!

Captcha - Can I Love? Not that way you can't!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Hi there! Your creator speaking, Women are equal to men and cats are sacred, That's all, have a super day!.

Selfish I know, but I think everyone should be allowed some self indulgence now and again!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"Attention Earth: stop being a bunch of idiots!"

 

[BleedingPride]

"HEY! YOU! WITH THE FACE! NO NOT YOU! YES YOU! NO NOT YOU!! YES YOU!!! YES!!! do you like tacos?"

 

[Gabanuka]

"Be excellent to each other. And party on dudes!"

Alternative

"Well this is awkward."

 

[KP Shadow]

A couple of options:
"You will never have another hero! You will never have another chance! You will fall, because you never tried to stand for yourselves!"

What OlasDAlmighty chose to do

Or "Why are there so many ostriches?"

 

[The_Waspman]

'I just came in your mothers face!'

That'd unify the world, wouldn't it?

 

[silver wolf009]

"No! The power scanner says they're power level is OVER 9000!"


"The pit is open, and I, am, free!"

"I'm sorry, but we can't get you out. The most we can do is hide you. You've forgotten, but hopefully you can live your life happily. Goodbye, my friend."

"Expect your pizza in thirty to forty five minutes. Thank you for your business."

 

[Flamezdudes]

[HEADING=2]"What is WRONG with you people?!"[/HEADING]

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

For, at the very moment that FalloutJack said this, a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time.

A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "What is WRONG with you people?!" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.

Eventually of course, after their Galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy - now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.

For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time, but that we are powerless to prevent it.

"It's just life," they say.

I love you. Love the Hitchhikers Guide reference.

OT: Perhaps i'd tell them that Flamezdudes is God incarnate and everyone should obey him. And bring him dominos and other assorted goodies.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

"Guys, you cant lick your elbows"

 

[SextusMaximus]

'Only YOU can hear this!'

COOKIE FOR REF.

MOCK THE WEEK! HUGH DENNIS!

OT: quick! duck!

SPOT ON