you discover that you have magical powers.

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DeadProxy

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Raregolddragon said:
Odd start off due to the fact I own a wooden staff made of Texas Ironwood. It has been handed down form my father that got it from his father. True all true mind you.

But I will most likely amuse my self for a few weeks with making sure I have everything down practicing with it.

Then I will end up playing hero. I wont lie it will be part of it will be for the glory but I just can't stand to see others suffer. So I will be off to Middle East. Alquda and Talaban beware for the Texas Wizard will be coming for you.
interesting logic...if you hate to see people suffer, how will you handle them?
 

Paksenarrion

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I'd start writing the names of condemned prisoners in my spell book while eating potato chips.
 

Athol

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Id use my powers (after I practice) to improve the lives of myself and my family...then I do stuff to amuse me.
 

Voidrunner

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I'd pull off some real crazy stunts and random stuff at first just to enjoy my new powers but after that I suppose my magic would be really useful in improving the world so I'd help out in any way I could.
 

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gostlyfantom said:
I would go to vietnam and play surfin burd parodies.
You read my mind, and put it into words, my friend.

But really, I would take to wearing robes and pointy hats, carrying around a long stick, and if anybody asks why, I'd conjure water in my hands to splash them with. And then shocking them with electricity. Oh, and I'd walk around summoning undead and elementals, then teleporting away. And I would make Hl2: Ep3 be finished, and released, by manipulating time on Valve headquarters forward by one thousand years.
 

Anadinolin

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Nouw said:

Klaatu Barada *Cough*Niktcueleasq!*Cough*
turn myself into a lich and raise an undead army...just gotta keep away from chainsaw weilding, boomstick smokin people and use it to create my own small kingdom somewhere yay
 

Valknott

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I would induce a powerful pot high to everyone in the world all at once, and then take it away 5 minutes later. After that I would go to the UN and demand drug tests of all these horrible drug users!

After that I'd probably find an Island and make myself a fortress on it.
 

Raregolddragon

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DeadProxy said:
Raregolddragon said:
Odd start off due to the fact I own a wooden staff made of Texas Ironwood. It has been handed down form my father that got it from his father. True all true mind you.

But I will most likely amuse my self for a few weeks with making sure I have everything down practicing with it.

Then I will end up playing hero. I wont lie it will be part of it will be for the glory but I just can't stand to see others suffer. So I will be off to Middle East. Alquda and Talaban beware for the Texas Wizard will be coming for you.
interesting logic...if you hate to see people suffer, how will you handle them?
Current plan dig a few rivers in the dessert. Rivers mean water for those that live near it, and increase the chance of it raining in the area around it.
 

Trent Lynch

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I'd use my magic to troll WBC, then lol when the site "www.godhateswizards.com" goes live with all their plans to protest my magic.
 

Twad

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Something along the lines of;

Use magic to build a starship, and begin orbital bombardment.. or sell/distribute the tech behind it it to create a technological revolution for the whole planet.

Screw the laws of nature to add "anomalies" everywhere, like in the Stalker game.

Create portals everywhere, some that teleport from A to B (like your mailbox to the moon), other leads to alternate dimensions full of fun/horrible things. That should make things interesting.

Endless supply of cheese and chips, without the calories.

Make politicians trully honest. Magic is the only way.
 

Togs

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1st learn every nuance and law that governs magic before going out and sorting out everything that pisses me off
 

Scarim Coral

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I would start learning the spellbook. Once I master that the world is my oyster (well it depend how useful the spells are).
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Spend every moment of every day playing with myself.
Which is to say, my magic.

If I spent all day masturbating that would be like this huge waste. I have magical powers what the fuck.