you discover that you have magical powers.

[tahrey]

invisibility.
flight.
shapeshifting.
mind control for lulzy purposes.

then start on the pervy stuff in short order.

suffice to say that if i was a jedi (who are basically space wizards) i'd start out trying to be light side but then fall to the dark pretty damn quickly, because it's MORE FUN

 

[Xaio30]

I'd create an international magic-university for others to join.

 

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I discover I have magical powers, the world discovers that it's now my *****.