"You filthy slob! What the hell is that stain?!" Show off your desks!

[Fiskmasen]

We all have our little collections

That's what I imagine a serial-killer says, shrugging his shoulders, when you open his closet and the cut off heads of all his victims come tumbling out.

 

[Roper]

We all have our little collections

That's what I imagine a serial-killer says, shrugging his shoulders, when you open his closet and the cut off heads of all his victims come tumbling out.

Shhhhhhhh! Also I only collect feet, much easier to hide.

 

[DEAD34345]

-snip-

Looking at that picture all I want to know is... Who keeps a bottle of Tabasco on their desk? I mean, what could you possibly use it for there, instead of in the kitchen?

Tabasco improves anything it's added to. ANYTHING. I only wish I had thought of keeping it handy like that.

Also, I don't have a camera so no-one gets to see my desk. You're all really missing out too, because my desk currently has 2 cups and a water bottle on it.

 

[Fiskmasen]

Just to keep the thread true to it's roots in images, I'll post another one. Not a desk, per-say, but it is a table, and I spend a lot of time in front of it. Also, because you all seem to be offended by my definition of "untidy", I will not comment of the state in this picture.

[http://i.imgur.com/zrnm4.jpg]

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

this be mine, im editing a few of my mtg decks right now so i've got all my cards here in front of me

normally its a whole different sort of mess XD

 

[TheKramers]

You commented on everyone's post but mine :,(

 

[Fiskmasen]

-snip-

Is that a marble tabletop? Because it looks pretty damn sweet.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

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Is that a marble tabletop? Because it looks pretty damn sweet.

Its not allll marble per say, its hard to describe but its something like a wood base with a marble coating on it

But yeah its pretty funky and it does the job well

Also, I like the shelves you have above your computer, i need something like that.. my room is rather small so that'd be great for putting stuff

 

[dalek sec]

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Looking at that picture all I want to know is... Who keeps a bottle of Tabasco on their desk? I mean, what could you possibly use it for there, instead of in the kitchen?

I use it on my food. I usally eat alone and in my room so I just keep it in there just to make it easy. Why, what did you think I did with it cause I'm kinda hurt you think I did something creepy with it. D:

I'm the only one who likes the stuff in my family so I just keep it in my room at my desk.

 

[darkfire613]

All your desks are way too clean. Prepare to gasp in horror.

Things that should be visible in that picture: flash drives, an Altoids tin, two ocarinas (one is in a case), a glass box with a Triforce, a 3DS, a headset, a lock, a Cessna 172 information manual, and the corner of a DnD book. See if you can find them all!

 

[Dieter Meyer]

Very well, I'll bite!

(darkfire: How can you live in that mess??? uurrgh, all those papers on the left side looks as if they have been torn apart, do you use that room as your garbage or what?)

 

[TheHecatomb]

Not on photo: HTC/Google Nexus One with dock, random clutter & more coffee.

 

[StBishop]

I don't have a desk at all. My computer and monitors are set up in an early 90s era TV stand.

I use to have the exact same thing.

Now I have this:

Spoiler: Image has been added.

I've since tidied away the cd, bit of denim and harry potter book that was on the tower, and put my watch on.

 

[Comieman]

My desk is:
- My bed
- Me (clothes are optional but encouraged)
- Iron Tower book next to pillow
- Small bottle of water
- Asus laptop on my lap
- And I don't have a camera to take pictures with because my old one broke

 

[Altorin]

my desk is an unmade bed, a laptop, a pile of cds and me. (clothing may vary or be non-existent)
i has no pics.

pretty much me to the letter.

but assuming you're a girl from your profile, probably a little bit more of interest to the rest of the troglodytes on this channel.

I moved from my desktop when I changed to a laptop and my desk got what I can only call "desk cancer".. seriously, my desk got these horrible black spots on it that grew and swelled... it was seriously gross.. the only thing I can think that caused it was the blue tape I initially used as a mousepad.

 

[Aleate]

We all have our little collections

That's what I imagine a serial-killer says, shrugging his shoulders, when you open his closet and the cut off heads of all his victims come tumbling out.

Shhhhhhhh! Also I only collect feet, much easier to hide.

...Toes are easier.

OT: I don't have a working camera atm other than my camera phone, so no pics, but mines is literally a wireless keyboard on a black stand with a mouse next to it and a 32" Plasma TV hooked up to my desktop behind them.

PS: Someone really likes Pinkimena.

PPS: Mini-Rarity made me Daww for a sec.

 

[johnman]

Don't be shy now, fellow forum-frequenters, show off your horribly lit man-caves! I'm sure yours are much more interesting than mine.

Pack of Pall Mall, good smokes.
My desk is currently covered in beer cans.

 

[Aetera]

My bed/end table combo IS my desk.
I use my laptop on my bed with the pillows propped up so I'm sitting, and use the end table next to me to put papers/drinks/etc on.

So, uh, I got bored and took a picture anyway? This is what I use as a desk:

Spoiler

My "desk" had an extremely overweight kitty cluttering it up a few seconds ago, but she waddled off just now.

 

[Vault101]

Here we go, its not really a desk, more of a table in the middle of my house,

oh and you know how I say I'm a PC gamer? well there it is, your looking at it hehe,

[http://s1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb437/Vault10191/?action=view&current=P1300027-1.jpg]

GOD photobuckets being a *****

 

[Palademon]

I wish I had a picture, it seems I could top most here with my messyness.