You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[InvisibleMilk]

Obama. In the jeans. With a knight's gauntlet.

 

[DemonI81]

Bob Kotick

EDIT: Or Bill Gates, it's too hard to choose. Maybe I could punch Kotick and his head hits Gates in the face, does that work?

 

[Swaki]

I'd wait till someone had knocked out Mike Tyson, then punch him in the face while he's down. Just to say that I punched-out Mike Tyson.

have you tried mike tysons punch out?, of all the people we want to punch yours is the only one (so far) the videogame industry have made possible.

you may have to search around for a crack on the PC or iphone cause im quite certain the punch out on wiiware is the one without mike tyson (they removed him quite fast from the game because he did some crazy thing, shocking right?).

 

[Swaki]

Bob Kotick

EDIT: Or Bill Gates, it's too hard to choose. Maybe I could punch Kotick and his head hits Gates in the face, does that work?

did you read the thing about bill gates saving 7.6+ million children? I'd say go for Bob, less bad press.

Source: CNN [http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/01/29/davos.bill.gates.donates/index.html]

 

[Koeryn]

"Like, I totally bushwacked Abe Lincoln."

20 cookies to anyone who catches that ref.

The gamers, dorkness rising?

And I'm out 20 cookies. I really gotta get that on DVD...

 

[Syzarin]

well I'd have to go with Hayden Christensen for Star Wars episode III.

(also Ecco the Dolphin.Can't explain it.)

 

[WorldCritic]

I would punch Megan Fox in the face and scream at her "That's what you get for being a bad actor in a worse movie you *****!"

 

[DemonI81]

Bob Kotick

EDIT: Or Bill Gates, it's too hard to choose. Maybe I could punch Kotick and his head hits Gates in the face, does that work?

did you read the thing about bill gates saving 7.6 million children? I'd say go for Bob, less bad press.

Did you read about how every stop on Bill Gates' charity tour he flat out bad mouths Google, Linux, Firefox, and/or open source software?
It doesn't matter how many children you save, if you do it for the wrong reason (to LOOK like a good guy and try to ruin your competition) you're just a scumbag (I'm saying he's a scumbag, not you).
How about all the criminal activity (anti-trust, monopoly, etc...) Bill Gates has been found guilty of?
Both Gates and Kotick are pure ebil, yes... ebil, not evil. Ebil is MUCH worse.

 

[Ethereal]

Hitler because he is humanities biggest dick.

I'll do you one better.

Hitler's Mom.
While she was pregnant with Hitler.

And the punch would be a FALCON PUNCH, to the gut.

 

[Luke_446]

I'd punch either Shakespeare or the virgin Mary. Shakespeare because i had to waste hours reading plays i wasn't into and the virgin Mary because every painting i see of her she looks like she needs to be brought down a notch because she always looks really smug about herself.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

No-one. I'm pacifist.

 

[peel15]

Wow i can't believe i'm the first one to say this but i'd punch ghandi in the face

Just cause i could

 

[johnfistyadams]

Any pacifist

 

[Rednog]

Sarah Silverman, she is just the quintessential example of people that annoy me.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Barack Hussein Obama in the spinal cord with a pair of nine inch spiked brass knuckles.. that way he'd be the 2nd cripple president America has had. But I'd never say anything against Roosevelt cause he'd still whip my ass..

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

I'd punch:

In the present: Mike "The Situation".

In the past: Ayn Rand, or because I would never hit a woman even if it was Ayn Rand, I'd FALCON PAWNNNCH the inventor of DRM. Seriously what a douchebag.

 

[Sir Kemper]

The leader of the Knights Templar. Those guys were some serious A-holes. They were essentially vikings/mongols but claimed their work in the name of god. It went like this:

Scream "In the name of god!", ransack the town, steal their goods, perhaps have your way with their women, rince and repeat.

Sounds like the viking/mongol formula to me, just with "In the name of god!" thrown in there.

XD, this caught my attention, not becuase of the historical reason, but because i hang around a clan called the Knights Templar in the MMo i play.

Anyway OP: Dick Cheney, just too see if my hand would melt afterwards.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

Any pacifist

Oh thanks. Why?