You get one wish, granted by Batman.

[DudeistBelieve]

What do you ask of Batman? No catch-22s, no bullshit, You have the worlds greatest detective/martial arts expert/great superhero EVER at your disposal. No request is off limits (because we're assuming he has the entire DC Universe at his disposal.)

The only thing you can't do is till him to outright murder someone, or have him doing something that inadvertently causes death.

Me? I'd ask him to fix the economy. With all that money at his disposal he could create some great public works projects that would lead to employment.

 

[Heronblade]

Get his buddy the green lantern to initiate first contact with the offworld species connected to his order, get some trade contacts going, and a few halfway decent samples of tech.

 

[Total LOLige]

Wrestle twelve polar bears for my amusement. Also the polar bears have lasers attched to their heads. Awesome.

 

[Terminate421]

I wish for him to make me a jetpack

 

[roushutsu]

Find a way to colonize the moon for sweet rave parties.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Batman, huh?

Fix the whole damn corrupt system the world has now.

Just fix it. That's what I'd ask.

 

[Rowan93]

I wish for him to successfully run for president of the United States.

So yeah, I'm combining the "fix all the corruption" thing with the crazy awesome that is BATMAN FOR PRESIDENT.

And I'm British, not American, so in the event that it turns out Batman's skillset doesn't extend well to politics (you can't punch red tape) I'll be watching at a safe distance of a couple thousand miles.

 

[Colinmac93]

I'd wish for him to move over and let me become the new Batman. Because I'm an arse like that.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I'd at least ask if he could do something about the corrupt system, make it so hard-woring folks don't get screwed over...

 

[hazabaza1]

Infinite wishes. Boom.
Hey, no limits, right?

 

[Lunar Templar]

my wish?
nothing fancy

for him to bust Superman in the teeth in such away that it'll put sups on the floor, knocking out teeth is up to him, i just wanna see him lay superman out

 

[Bobic]

Ask him to punch crime. ALL OF IT!

 

[Strain42]

I wish for him to use his money to refinance that Batman SteamPunk Video Game that got cancelled.

I would have loved to have played that...

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

I'd ask him to show me how to make a killer BLT.

Not literally a murderous sandwich, just a really tasty one. I bet that Batman could get the bacon just right.

 

[Jedoro]

I wish for him to successfully run for president of the United States.

So yeah, I'm combining the "fix all the corruption" thing with the crazy awesome that is BATMAN FOR PRESIDENT.

And I'm British, not American, so in the event that it turns out Batman's skillset doesn't extend well to politics (you can't punch red tape) I'll be watching at a safe distance of a couple thousand miles.

Batman can punch pretty hard.

But yeah, that'd be my wish, too. Of course, it has to be the Goddamn Batman or the Dark Knight Batman, not any of the silly earlier versions.

 

[Harley Q]

I'd ask him to remove the terrible Batman and Robin film from existence. Actually and Halle Berrys Catwoman, buh-bye!

 

[Rowan93]

I wish for him to successfully run for president of the United States.

So yeah, I'm combining the "fix all the corruption" thing with the crazy awesome that is BATMAN FOR PRESIDENT.

And I'm British, not American, so in the event that it turns out Batman's skillset doesn't extend well to politics (you can't punch red tape) I'll be watching at a safe distance of a couple thousand miles.

Batman can punch pretty hard.

Huh. Good point.

But yeah, that'd be my wish, too. Of course, it has to be the Goddamn Batman or the Dark Knight Batman, not any of the silly earlier versions.

To be honest, I don't even care, I'm willing to sign up for president Adam West.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Infinite wishes. Boom.
Hey, no limits, right?

He's the only man on the planet Superman has to fear.

...You really wanna risk pissing him off? Cause infinite requests, then hill start being a dick to you.

and I stress, you don't want Batman to be a dick to you.