You get one wish, granted by Batman.

[J4RD]

Ask him to punch crime. ALL OF IT!

This made me giggle.

I'd want to take the Batmobile for a spin, if only to press every button in the cockpit. You can't say you've never been curious...

 

[Laser Priest]

I ask him for a pet dragon.

Fuck your shit, Batman; get me a dragon.

 

[WolfThomas]

Probably for the funds to set me up as the Batman of Melbourne, as part of Batman Inc. Maybe I can be a new Flying Fox (golden age Batman replacement).

 

[waj9876]

Wish for three more wishes. I'd then wish for him to grant the next two wishes no matter what, wish I had the body and skills of Ranma Saotome from Ranma1/2, and then finally, to become Batman and inherit Bruce Wayne's fortune.

 

[columbianbacon]

KILL THE JOKER

 

[Matthew Jabour]

Infinite wishes? How about infinite Batmans? Win-win!

 

[TheRookie8]

I assume that if Batman had the financial capability to help save the world, he would be doing it regardless of my request. So...

...I would ask for access to all of his resources. All of it. Any time.

 

[TheRookie8]

OP: I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I could ask for:

Batman? I want a billion dollars and Alfred for the day. You can resume doing that thing you do.

I mean, who wouldn't want Alfred for a day!?

"Alfred? Breakdance for ten minutes."

"Alfred, make me a sammich" Alfred must make bitchin' sammiches.

I demand an animated video to compliment this request! Breakdancing Alfred must be known!

 

[Alssadar]

I wish his parents never died so that it would be a time paradox and such because then he wouldn't exist to give me the wish (Well, he'd be Bruce Wayne...)
If not, can I become your sidekick, except I can actually wear pants?

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I'd wish for Batman to dismantle and destroy the current drug cartel in Mexico. I'm sure that he'd be able to squeeze that in during one of his nights between taking down The Joker, thawing out Mr. Freeze, and retrieving stolen goods from Catwoman.

Because he's Batman.

 

[StormShaun]

I would ask him for his money.

I would then make a company that rivals his, he would get fired, then, DUN-DUUUN-DUUUUUUUN, Hobo Man!

You shall thank me now, I have made another superhero, expect he doesn't flaunt his money around buying all this crazy crap!

 

[viranimus]

Oracle (not batgirl) without her chair in batcuffs in a room alone for an hour.

My OCD kicks in when jobs are simply left unfinished.

Na.. I would totally waste it. Like demanding a McRib and a Shamrock Shake at the same time. Wait, does McDonalds exist in DCU?

Ok, foine... uhm. Can I get one of them fancy pens? you know that is a listening device, laser cutter, equipped with a remote tracking node and a dozen other goodies?

 

[TD5160]

My wish would be to transfer my wish to Hal Jordan... I wanna get into the GLC

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ask him to relocate to Belfast and sort this shit out.

 

[DanielBrown]

Either "Can I have your stuff?"
Or "Gimme all ur moneyz!"

Ack, I'm so selfish.

 

[Evil Smurf]

fix the world economy by punching all the evil bankers who make the GFC.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would ask him to I can live in his mansion. I mean there plenty of room since it's just him Alred and maybe robin and possibly the rest of the Batman family.
I make sure to stay out of his way and do thing myself (don't ask Alfred for butler related tasks).

 

[Pat8u]

My wish for him to kill One of his villians he will not do it and he will go insane giving me acess to his resources