You get one wish, with some rules.

[johnzaku]

I wish I had ultimate songwriting ability. Think of what you can do with that.

My buddy wishes he were Paul Mcartney too

 

[Sansha]

To live forever with my body forever at the very pinnacle of health and fitness.

 

[Insanum]

i wish i had the ability to fly, Shoot lasers at will, super strength & be impervious to everything (threatening).

 

[McNinja]

I wish I there were several hundred people in line behind me that would all ask for wishes that were beneficial to me.

Or I would wish that i had some Fairy Godparents sans rules.

or

I would wish that i had the power to give myself whatever superpowers I want.

I think the last one is the best one. I'll go with that.

 

[chronobreak]

I'll take a coke.

This will not go no-sold. I salute you. You looking forward to the sequel?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok smart guy, I wish for the 7 dragon balls.

 

[johnzaku]

I wish I there were several hundred people in line behind me that would all ask for wishes that were beneficial to me.

Or I would wish that i had some Fairy Godparents sans rules.

or

I would wish that i had the power to give myself whatever superpowers I want.

I think the last one is the best one. I'll go with that.

creative, but the first two are paths to more wishes, and number three skirts it, but I think it is fair.

 

[johnzaku]

Ok smart guy, I wish for the 7 dragon balls.

violates path to another wish #3

 

[SmartIdiot]

I wish I couldn't not have more wishes.

HA!!!

 

[APPCRASH]

I'll take a coke.

This will not go no-sold. I salute you. You looking forward to the sequel?

Not really. It's kind of hard to believe they can make something as awesome as the first.

 

[johnzaku]

I wish I couldn't not have more wishes.

HA!!!

Oh noes, well since I'm dumb, I'll grant your wish of no wishes =p

 

[SmartIdiot]

I wish I couldn't not have more wishes.

HA!!!

Oh noes, well since I'm dumb, I'll grant your wish of no wishes =p

But... but... you have to...!!

 

[johnzaku]

I wish I couldn't not have more wishes.

HA!!!

Oh noes, well since I'm dumb, I'll grant your wish of no wishes =p

But... but... you have to...!!

I am but a weak genie, and not smart enough to comprehend double negatives.

dey makes mah head go loopy @_@

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I'd wish I could give my wish to someone like Bill O'Reilly or those out there that use terms like 'death panels' and 'socialism' without knowing what they mean. You know who they are.

And the reason WHY I'd give them that wish is because from what I've read, wishes are almost always corrupted or flawed. So whomever I give the wish to will get some karmic justice.

 

[johnzaku]

I'd wish I could give my wish to someone like Bill O'Reilly or those out there that use terms like 'death panels' and 'socialism' without knowing what they mean. You know who they are.

And the reason WHY I'd give them that wish is because from what I've read, wishes are almost always corrupted or flawed. So whomever I give the wish to will get some karmic justice.

Haha... That was somewhat my intention. most of you however seem to have thought this stuff out. If you haven't read the "any wish" thread, I'll put my contribution here:

"I wish I could do anything I want, as long as doing so does not result in something I'll regret, unless I acknowledge that I will. This includes being able to give this ability to others I view as deserving."

 

[Hookman]

I'd wish that people didn't have emotion.
To quote...um...myself,Emotion is our curse. Free will is our death.

 

[Cheesus333]

What, are you now the wish king, making up wish laws at your every whim?

Probably wished for the powers to do so. Before there were regulations put in place by him to stop others doing so, of course. Sneaky bugger.

I would like a button which I could press and it would make EVERYBODY happy for exactly one hour. Also, it can never break etc.

 

[McNinja]

I wish I there were several hundred people in line behind me that would all ask for wishes that were beneficial to me.

Or I would wish that i had some Fairy Godparents sans rules.

or

I would wish that i had the power to give myself whatever superpowers I want.

I think the last one is the best one. I'll go with that.

creative, but the first two are paths to more wishes, and number three skirts it, but I think it is fair.

I win!

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

i wish i could have some kind of cat hair repelent clothing

 

[manaman]

I'd wish for total shape-shifting abilities (If I wanted to survive a nuclear blast turn into a cockroach, if I wanted to survive a bullet turn into a kevlar vest, if I wanted to live forever just change shape to a younger version of myself)

just letting you kno the theory of a cock roach surviving a nuclear blast is a myth. the fact is that they could survive the radiation caused after...sorry for being a nerd

Not being as complex as a mammal all insects could survive more radiation exposure, for short exposure periods the results seem dramatic with insects being able to survive as much as 5 times the level of exposure that humans could, interestingly roaches appear near the bottom of the list of "survivors" among the bugs with some other common bugs being able to survive quite a bit more. Long term exposure will however kill them just as dead. It doesn't take a whole lot if you never give the body a chance to heal form the injuries caused by the radiation.