You get to bring one historical figure from the past to the present!

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Kolby Jack

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Because... time warp?



You also get to skip to your next main phase and battle phase, apparently. Congratulations!

Anyway, the historical figure must be dead, and must have been dead for more than 40 years. I know that's not a lot of time, but a lot's happened in the last few decades! Who do you pick? What do you show them? What to you tell them? Do you focus on technology? On people? On culture? On historical events they never saw? What kinds of questions to you think they'd ask? What would they think of the world today?

For convenience's sake, the time warp also gave them the ability to speak and understand modern English if they couldn't, and made them NOT freak out and have a heart attack from all of this. When dealing with time warps, nothing is too unbelievable! So, who do you pick?
 

yuval152

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Leslie Nilson well since there is a 40 years rule then I will choose Leonardo Da vinci,To ask him if Ezio exists and ask him how was it like living back then, and I will tell him about modern technology.
 

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Probably Alan Turing. I would show him that despite what happpen to him in his time, he is still respected for his effort for what he had created and during the Wars. I would also show him that homosexuality is far more better treated today compared to the past which hopefully will make him greatly happy.
 

FalloutJack

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I warp in Abraham Lincoln and take him to Rob Moran for epic reactions.
 

Kolby Jack

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Matthew94 said:
************ you stole my thread!!!

I thought about this at work on Saturday! ... ... and forgot about it.

You win... for now...


OT I would bring Darwin or Tesla.
Or... maybe I used time warp to enter your past-brain and steal your idea! The perfect crime! Mwahahahahaha!
 

Axolotl

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Easily Sir Isaac Newton I mean he's possibly the most intelligent person to ever live, it'd be fascinating to see what he could do with all the discoveries of modern science and mathematics.
 

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Jesus. We need a crime fighting vigilante. What would his superhero name be? The Messiah, Jesus of Nazareth(sounds superhero to me), J-Man, Christamania, he'd embark on a solo music career and call his backing band Jesus and The Disciples.
 

Ryotknife

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President Truman or Teddy Roosevelt.

Teddy would don a pair of brass knuckles and go to town on Congress, beating those politicians within an inch of their lives
 

Kolby Jack

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Aur0ra145 said:
Ronald Reagan. Problems solved.
The rules were they had to have been dead for at least 40 years. Reagan has been dead for less than 10.
 

Rowan93

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Probably Isaac Newton, but that's already been said. I don't think I can think of a more impressive display of smarts than Inventing. Fucking. Calculus.
Oh wait, how about coming up with the first few laws of physics? Oh wait, same fucking guy. That guy's brain must be fucking terrifying.

Well, anyway, someone already picked him, so... either Catherine The Great, or Alexander The Great. Both were pretty cool and knew how to party, and were also really smart politically and managed to conquer large swathes of Europe. Okay, Alexander conquered a whole lot more than Catherine did so you can't compare them that easily, but military conquest know-how from his day will be waaaaay outdated, while political machinings have pretty much always been the same stuff.

Oh, also they should both get on well with the brony community.
Because they both fucked horses!
 

Froggy Slayer

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Tesla, obviously. So he can build an Iron Man suit and start our universe on the track to becoming a comic book one.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Oooh ooh ooh...
Archimedes? Nikola Tesla? Shakespeare? Somebody who would benefit from seeing the world today...
Probably Archimedes... although disease might be a problem...
 

Starik20X6

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You guys seem to have this covered as far as Tesla goes, so I'm bringing back Marilyn Munroe.


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