You get to bring one historical figure from the past to the present!

[rob_simple]

Rasputin, I bet he'd have some stories; plus I want to know what really happened when he died, assuming he can remember.

 

[SycoMantis91]

I was gonna say Carlin, just cuz I don't want the man dead lol. There's probably a better/more meaningful answer I could come up with, but I'm gonna go with Jimi Hendrix. He shall rise once again and liberate us from shit radio.

 

[chadachada123]

You guys seem to have this covered as far as Tesla goes, so I'm bringing back Marilyn Munroe.

Because the world can never have too much beauty.

I was going to raise you one Audrey Hepburn, but she has only been dead for 20 years, not the required 40.

Just look at her:

Absolutely beautiful.

On topic, I'd have to go with Thomas Jefferson. Just so I could take him to Congress and the Executive Branch and say, "SEE. YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT VERY FUCKING WRONG," both in terms of religious presence in our government and federal involvement in general.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Tough call, but I'm gonna go with Walt Disney, wonder what he'll think of how his company's being run...

 

[Dfskelleton]

I too would like to see Nikola Tesla, just so I could see some more awesome/crazy stuff that he invented.
Oh, and I like someone else's idea: bring back Jack the Ripper, so we can finally figure out who it is.

My answer: Andrew Freakin' Jackson.
Oh, you've got Abraham Lincoln depicted as a vampire hunter?

Andrew Jackson had fiction depicting him fighting Hydras.
When he was still alive.

Captcha was: MOTHER COUNTRY

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Hitler.

I dunno what I'd do. But I'd bring him back for a day or so. I'm sure it would be hilarious, it would be like an infinitely more awkward Goodbye Lenin.

Gah, stole my answer.

I guess I'll have to go with either John F Kennedy, just cause.

 

[Filiecs]

1. Jesus
2. John Locke
3. Darwin, just to see hard-line Christians hate on him and hard-line Atheists be shocked when he refuses to support them.
4. Albert Einstein

 

[Mr.Squishy]

The Bard
Newton
Tesla
Einstein
Descartes

Any of those would be pretty decent.

 

[Arakasi]

Umm, person above me, Boudica was insane. Also, you are very very very wrong about the British.

OT: I would probably bring back Thomas Jefferson. He seemed like an excellent fellow.

 

[Matt King]

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For serious, probably Jack the Ripper so I'd know who it was.

that's quite a good one, you would become really famous if you could prove who it was, but you would a plan to stop him fucking killing people again

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Because... time warp?

You also get to skip to your next main phase and battle phase, apparently. Congratulations!

Best set up for this kind of thread. Ever. Bravo!

Who I'd want to bring back? Probably Kurt Cobain so he can respond to Bieber's quote that he thinks he is the new Kurt Cobain.

Wait. No. Jack Kirby. So he can sign some of my comics. Because that would be sweet.

 

[Olrod]

That Nazarene guy who was popular for a while and then killed by the Romans for political reasons.

I'm sure it would clear up a lot of trouble that's been caused over the last 2000 years.