You got a half hour, do what you want...

[RobotoWorks]

If this thread has been done before, I have yet to read it.

Anyway, the video game developers have granted you something never done before in the history of video games. They will grant you 30 minutes, locked in a room with the video character of your choice, in which you can do anything to them, and they can't fight back.

Who would you choose to be locked with, and what would you do to them?

 

[PumpItUp]

You might want to change the title of the thread, it is misleading. Looks like another "Help me with..." type threads.

On topic, Solid Snake. I would ask for pointers on how to be a badass. And ask how he has permanent 5 o'clock shadow. Maybe some firearms training as well.

 

[Social Pariah]

Somewhat abiguous title... with a somewhat bizarre topic... I presume you're expecting plenty of rape by the sound of it.

But yeah... if I has to choose... Link, and I would do nothing but bask in the awesome.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

changing the title from help... to help...he going to kill me dosent change the fact your title is mileading.

the boomer from left 4 dead. i wanna have pie eating contest with that guy

 

[stinkypitz]

Roman Bellic. I would beat him in the face with a bowling pin for a half hour straight. I hang up on you every time for a reason, take a damn hint you bastard.

 

[Dealin Burgers]

Navi. You wouldn't need 3 guesses to figure out what I would do.

 

[Phyroxis]

Probably... Gordon Freeman.. I would make him talk.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Jack Swift from Red Dead Revolver, he could teach me to be a badass gunslinger.

 

[Moonmover]

Gordon Freeman as well for me, but for a different reason: I would take his suit.

 

[balinus]

Heavy from TF2. Ve vould eat sandviches together.

 

[Dys]

Lara croft, because ...wait no thats not appropriate, nevermind.


Actually, yes, but not for my initial reason. I would take all her money or get tips on how to be obscenely rich without doing any actual work, she's a very wealthy videogame character ^^ (wouldn't feel bad either, nobody feels bad when they rob a video game character in grand theft auto)

 

[keyper159]

Christie from Tekken, shes very flexible.

plus I want to learn capoiera

 

[sky14kemea]

the dog from Harvest Moon, id play frisbee with him

i couldnt think of one XD

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Sadistic pretensions FTW...?

Gordon Freeman as well for me, but for a different reason: I would take his suit.

That guy. Just because he reeks of awesome-nerdy-cool. There must be something he wants to say to us.

Him or GLaDOS. Demand a portal gun and the cake, then leave.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Nihlus from Mass Effect. I'd have him train me to be a spectre, then in the last 30 seconds say "oh, by the way, don't trust saren.

 

[Tattaglia]

Sonic. I'd overdose him on golden rings, then laugh as he has a seizure in the corner.

Navi. You wouldn't need 3 guesses to figure out what I would do.

A hug?

 

[Siuss]

Navi. You wouldn't need 3 guesses to figure out what I would do.

Hit her with a tennis racket? (Wait... Sorry, my fantasy...)

I really don't know, I suppose Vivi, just because I want someone I could talk to.
(FFIX)

 

[Moonmover]

Nihlus from Mass Effect. I'd have him train me to be a spectre,

In thirty minutes?

That seems....er, somewhat infeasable.