You got a half hour, do what you want...

[lacktheknack]

Faith, for some pointers on how to defy gravity and take bullets, then cuff her for every time I died in the boat level.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I'd be locked in a room with Ivy from soul calibur, and i'd only need 2 minutes, hur hur.

Ivy from Soul Calibur...dotdotdot!

damn ninja!

 

[Doug Damage]

As does the whole 'be in a closet with a video game character'.

 

[kommando367]

seong-mina from soul calibur so...........

Spoiler: guess

so she could teach me how to weild a glaive weapon with deadly precision(or at least i think thats a glaive that she uses)

 

[Theon Tonarim]

Niko Bellic.
I'd ask him how he's liking America so far.

 

[Moonmover]

Well, I bet everyone assumed that the OP wanted some kind of rape fantasies and went against him to thwart his evil plans!

I honestly can't think of any video game characters that I would be interested in sexually.

Maybe I just don't play enough video games.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Well, I bet everyone assumed that the OP wanted some kind of rape fantasies and went against him to thwart his evil plans!

I honestly can't think of any video game characters that I would be interested in sexually.

Maybe I just don't play enough video games.

not even Kaede from Killer 7?, she's a hottie!, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Ivy i'd just use her, one night stand type of thing, but Kaede, she's a long term prospect.

 

[Dealin Burgers]

Navi. You wouldn't need 3 guesses to figure out what I would do.

I think we're thinking of the same thing, but how would it fit? The physics are mind boggling. Then again, she IS magic...

...What don't tell me i'm the only one who thought Tinkerbell was hot.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Sonic so I could beat him up for all his shitty new games

 

[The Iron Ninja]

President Eden...

Oh yes...
The things I would do to that sexy metalic beast...

 

[Roamin11]

Sonic, finally HE WILL DIE, double barrel shotgun style!!

 

[pha kin su pah]

Peppy, DO A BARREL ROLL *****!

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

You might want to change the title of the thread, it is misleading. Looks like another "Help me with..." type threads.

On topic, Solid Snake. I would ask for pointers on how to be a badass. And ask how he has permanent 5 o'clock shadow. Maybe some firearms training as well.

I can answer your question on the five o'clock shadow. First, it helps if you have dark hair and a naturally thick beard. If both of these are true you'll be hard pressed finding a way to get rid of your permenant five o'clock shadow. Failing that, you can always purchase an adjustable electric razor and set it at just slightly higher than the lowest setting (if you're adventurous, you could probably just use some hair clippers).

As to the original question, I'm somewhat torn. I'm fairly sure my answer would either involve a scenario who'se retelling would get me banned, or harming an annoying character in some fashion. Doing harm would probably be harder that I'd like since most annoying characters tend to have super powers and I'm a mere meatspace creature of fragile flesh and bone.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Sephiroth kill him and jack his F***ING SWORD!!!
Or Solid Snake.

 

[PizzaTheHutt]

1 of theese
Frank West: So he can teach me how to cover wars y'know
Taki (Soul Calibur): No additional text needed
Spyro (Old one not new stupid one): Nostalgia.
Corproal Cortez (Timesplitters): We can split time and time split.

 

[1337mokro]

Do all the bad ass shit Niko Bellik never wanted to, and kill his cousin I guess.

He certainly deserves the most annoying non super powered character.