You got a portal gun for your birthday...

[OliverTwist72]

One portal in my house, another to my office at work. Now I can leave my house at 7:59. Also...must lock office door when I'm not there.

 

[mrdude2010]

one in my room, one in the woods. that way i could smoke in the woods in like 3 steps, then pop back like nothing happened

 

[darthotaku]

I'd have the most watched video on youtube.

 

[Catface Meowmers]

I don't feel like reading through all these posts, but EVERY guy in here would eventually use it to try to give himself head. I'd hate to think I'm the only honest man in here, but I'm too lazy to read through 100+ responses.

 

[silver wolf009]

Keep shooting up until I hit the wing of a jet, then throw stuff out of it!

 

[Gabanuka]

Use it... FOR SCIENCE!

 

[Mr_Universal]

shoot once straight out into space (haha, what is straight in something that is nothing?) then place the other portal on wall, wait until first one hits something, repeat until new habitable planet is found, document, get the Nobel price, WIN

 

[Kraj]

Without the long-fall-boots, my options are kinda limited.
If those were included, arm up, superhero time!
If not, sell the portal technology to better mankind, set up portal waystations to introduce a completely form of transportation!
Make billions, help save/progress mankind: HELL YEAH.

 

[Dr. Paine]

Start checking the Cleveland/Michigan salt mines, see if I can find some long-fall boots (... however, I always assume this kind of question includes required secondary gadgetry), and... yeah, try to find the Enrichment Center and see if I can get in on some of the less deadly test chambers. Mainly the huge tall flinging ones.

Or just keep it and do some awesome costumes.

 

[Mute52]

Get some white paint and lasers...

 

[JordanXlord]

congrats

You Destoryed Reality

Op:

I would use it to Throw a Gernade thru the Blue portal and have the yellow Portal near Justin Bieber

Or Just CAUSE CHAOS!!!

 

[Harlief]

Hmm, I wonder how far I could throw an egg using a portal gun?
But yeah, transport costs massively reduced. Now I just need some long fall boots.

 

[WorldCritic]

Put one portal in my room, and make the other one where ever I am at the time. A ten minute walk between classes suddenly becomes ten seconds. What? I'm all about the convenience of it all.

 

[Canid117]

Try as I might I cant find that picture where the bear is released onto a flock of children with the portal gun.

 

[idodo35]

4 words
we are in space!!!

XD best ending ever

 

[mikev7.0]

Two words. Reverse. Engineering.

Something tells me Black Mesa would be willing to help me now, take that GlaDOS....