You Got The Weapon Of your Dreams!!! Now What Will You Name It?

[Dexiro]

This topic's a little unnerving. Weapon of my dreams? I'm not dreaming for any weapon, I don't actually want to kill people. There are awesome weapons I'd like to see in games, but why would I want them in real life?

 

[spartan231490]

probably something like a pump action remington ultramag, but with settings that cause different bullets to appear in the chamber.
Setting 1) something beyond hollowpoint, like some kind of cup shaped bullet for maximum damage to soft targets at close range
2) A brass coated tungston round for maximum range and penetration
3) this cool bullet I saw on bones that has a copper/brass coating which peals away on impact to reveal a core of birdshot for maximum damage to soft targets at range
4) of course it would have a setting that fired shurikans and lightning, no weapon is complete without that.

 

[spartan231490]

This topic's a little unnerving. Weapon of my dreams? I'm not dreaming for any weapon, I don't actually want to kill people. There are awesome weapons I'd like to see in games, but why would I want them in real life?

It's purely precautionary for when the zombies/russians/chinese/N koreans/Iraneans/aliens come for you. You have to be able to defend yourself. On a more serious note, that's why I want somethign fairly traditional like the remington ultramag, cuz that's my dream hunting/sport shooting rifle as well.

 

[Manoose47]

I would in fact change the name of all firearms to cock!
imagine the court cases! replace the word gun with
cock in every court testimony

 

[AnAngryMoose]

I shall name it... "Fuckupery". Or maybe Dr. Srs Fuckerupery. Who knows.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I'd name it Bonnie.

 

[Tiger Sora]

A glove that can freeze time, thus allowing me to do whatever I want with out conciseness. Like steal and murder, or do good deeds. Seems like a fantastic weapon to me.

Ohh and I'd name it Mr. B

 

[Mechsoap]

Hmmm....that's a point....but would it be practical for scavenging metros?

Probably not.

It would be fantastic for stomping all over rampaging necromancers though.

true that...true that...

 

[Nouw]

This topic's a little unnerving. Weapon of my dreams? I'm not dreaming for any weapon, I don't actually want to kill people. There are awesome weapons I'd like to see in games, but why would I want them in real life?

Cosplaying maybe? Or just to put it up on the shelf in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Ooooo so many possibilities!

Probably the most powerful handgun in the world or a Boltgun from WH40K, search it up and you'll know why!
I would call the handgun 'Dirty Harry' and the Boltgun 'Emperor's Fury.'